Beavis [upon noticing that he's got a nosebleed]: No! I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding!
“Nose Bleed” · Season 7, Episode 11
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (1)
Butthead [with the string tied to the door and to Beavis's stomach] (laughs and closes the door)
Beavis AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Blood goes all over the room]
Butt-head goes up to a woman coming out of a gas station rest-room.
So here's a quarter. Could you like get one of those things, you put in your thing, when you got your thing.
Woman punches Butt-head.
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