[looking through binoculars] I'm looking for you, bug. You're not gonna sneak up on this mouse. [sees Bear and Treelo] Wait! Wait! I see them! Two bugs! Boy. Real furry ones, too. One's big and brown and the other one's green and white and-- Oh, no! They're getting closer! [screaming]
BTBear and Treelo
Tutter?
It's Bear. [Tutter stops screaming]
Oh. It's just you two. You scared me out of my wits. Huh!
[chuckles] Sorry, Tutter.
We didn't mean to, Tutter, but what's with all the sandbags?
Well, a mouse has to protect his home, doesn't he?
An invasion. An invasion of bugs! [looks though the binoculars]
Treelo, Ojo found a bug out by the otter pond.
But, Tutter, there's nothing to worry about. That kind of bug never comes inside.
Yeah, no come inside, Tutter. No come inside.
TTTutter and Treelo
Hi, Ojo!
Um, Ojo, I thought you were out looking for your bug?
TTTreelo and Tutter
Yeah.
Oh. Well, I was and I followed her right in the front door.
What? [realizes the bug is in the Big Blue House and gasps] The bug's in the house?! The bug's in the house?! Red alert! [screams]
Tutter! Tutter, clam down. Treelo, Ojo and I will look for the bug and take him back outside.
Yeah. Yeah, okay. Here buggy, buggy.
Here, bug! Here, bug! Here, bug!
Here buggy, buggy. Here buggy, buggy.
Buggy, buggy, buggy. Ah! Buggy.
Do you want to come with us?
Oh! Um… [smacks lips] No thanks, Bear. I'll stay right here on alert. For your realize, Bear, there comes a time in every mouse's life when he is tested by fate when he must stand or fall when he's against the pomp and cir--
Okay, Tutter. Okay. Okay. I'll be right back.
Oh. Uh… [Bear leaves] Oh. Okay, Bear. No problem! Heh. After all, what am I? A mouse, or… a mouse? Um… erm… Well, heh, I'll be fine right here… [worried] all alone. [hears a noise and gasps] What was that? [looks through the binoculars] Bear? Bear? Is that you? [the bug appears crawling along the wall towards him] Ojo? Come on, guys, this isn't funny.
[He sees the bug and gasps in shock. He freezes and slowly turns to the camera]
[segment opens on three flowers]
SSnail
♪ Love, love, love, love ♪ Ah, love is in the air!
[the two children approach a flower]
[a silhouette hand removes two pedals]
BBoy
She loves me. She loves me not. Oh, no.
GGirl
Well, flower's not approved to be 100% accurate.
BBoy
[removes two more pedals] She loves me. She loves me not. Oh, no. There are no more pedals!
GGirl
Wait a minute. I'll be right back. [grabs a watering can] Maybe this'll help.
[a watering can waters the flower and the first pedal grows]
[laughs] No, no, no, no! Quite the opposites! It's going to be bright and sunny, my dear Bear.
Well, what do you know! As far as I'm concerned, Ray; the more I see you the better.
[laughs] Why, thank you. I feel the same about me. Have a nice day...no, have a glory day.
[segment opens on a man with a drill instructor hat in a blank background]
DIDrill Instructor
Hello and welcome to "Stories of Incredible Opposites".
PPrivate
Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
PPrivate
His wife, Pat Sprat could eat no lean.
PPat
I'm trying to bulk up.
PPrivate
And for a strict regimen of diet and exercise...
[Jack works on push-ups as Pat eats meat with a fork.]
DIDrill Instructor
They joined the Olympic team!
I'm now a marathon runner!
PPat
And I'm a weightlifter! Need a lift, honey?
[segment opens on a blank background, a dog walks by]
♪ There was a little girl ♪
I'm not a little girl! I'm a dog! [a grown woman appears]
GGGrown Girl
No. I'm the little girl.
♪ Who had a little curl ♪ [a curl springs]
♪ Right in the middle of her forehead ♪ [a curl springs again]
♪ When she was good ♪ [the camera pans backwards, revealing to be she's holding the guitar]
GGGrown Girl
I'm practicing my guitar lessons.
♪ She was very, very good ♪
GGGrown Girl
When I'm good, I'm good. [a curl springs once again]
♪ But when she was mad... ♪ [stops singing] she was horrid!
GGGrown Girl
But I'm good at rock and roll!
[reveals to be a rock and roll concert]
GGGrown Girl
No, I like my curl. It makes me look cool.
[segment opens on a blank background]
♪ The moon doth shine as bright as day ♪ [the children look up at the Moon]
♪ Come with a whoop ♪ [boy whoops at the tree]
♪ Come with a call ♪
♪ Come with goodwill or not at all ♪
CChef
It's organic flour!
♪ And we'll have pudding in half an hour ♪
[segment opens on a blank background]
ALAbraham Lincoln
I like the hat.
KGKing George
Like a crown?
♪ All that goes up ♪ [Abraham Lincoln jumps in mid-air]
♪ Must come down ♪ [he falls down]
KGKing George
I got some springs that might work! [he jumps up with springs on his feet]
ALAbraham Lincoln
Huh, oh; I have that pogo here. [he jumps on a pogo stick, but jumps too hard and falls back down]
♪ So wear you a hat or wear you a crown ♪
♪ All that goes up must come down ♪ [stops singing] Unless of course, you're in outer space!
[This gave the men an idea; the shot reveals to be floating in zero gravity by the Moon]
AAstronaut
[seeing Abraham Lincoln and King George in outer space] Uh, Houston? We got men with hats here!
[segment opens on a jungle]
♪ A man in the wilderness ♪ [man screams like George of the Jungle and gets stuck]
TTarzan
[notices the vine doesn't move] Uh-oh!
TTarzan
How many strawberries grown in sea?
WWoman
Hmmm... [thinks herself riding on an elephant with a cat]
♪ How many strawberries grown in the sea? ♪
♪ I answered him as I thought good: Oh as many herrings that swim in the wood ♪
TTarzan
What's that got to do with strawberries?
HHerring
Last one is a rotten egg!
SSeal
Yeah, man! Surf's up!
