Jack quotes from Bear in the Big Blue House

♪ Oh, Jack ♪

I'm Jack!

♪ And Jill ♪

I'm Jill!

♪ Went up the hill ♪

Okay.

Let's go!

Nice tree.

Nice tree.

♪ To fetch a pail of water ♪

Oh, that's what the bucket is for! Nice goat.

Yeah nice goat.

Baa!

Jack, how much further is this well?

Who's that?

I don't know.

Well, we made it. There's the well!

Good thing. I'm very thirsty.

♪ Jack fell down and broke his crown ♪

My, what? I... whoa!

♪ And Jill came tumbling after ♪ [Jill jumps and falls]

Och och och!

Ouch ouch ouch!

Och och och!

Ouch ouch ouch!

Baa!

Och och och!

Ouch ouch ouch!

Nice tree. Och och och!

Ouch ouch ouch!

Wow, that was really cool!

Yeah, let's do it again!

♪ Little Jack Horner ♪

I'm not so little!

♪ Sat in a corner ♪

It's the corner. That's big.

♪ Eating his pudding pie ♪ [Jack eats something with a spoon]

Boy, am I good or what? You ever tried to stick a plumb on his thumb?

Hello and welcome to "Stories of Incredible Opposites".

Jack Sprat could eat no fat.

I'm on a diet.

His wife, Pat Sprat could eat no lean.

I'm trying to bulk up.

And for a strict regimen of diet and exercise...

They joined the Olympic team!

I'm now a marathon runner!

And I'm a weightlifter! Need a lift, honey?

Yeah!