It's the birdhouse I ordered a couple of weeks ago. It finally came. See... these are the pieces, and these are the directions. And if I put the pieces together, like this, then I'll get a birdhouse that looks like this. Directions are words and pictures that help you build something. This'll be great.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[segment opens on three terrifying pigs]
♪ The three little pigs, they flipped their wigs ♪
PPigs
[screaming]
♪ The wolf was at the door ♪
♪ Early the day he had blown away a house of sticks and a house of hay ♪
♪ And now he wanted more ♪
BBBig Bad Wolf
Little pig, little pig, let me come in!
LPLittle Pig
Not by the hair of the chinny-chin-chin!
BBBig Bad Wolf
Then I'll huff and I'll huff and I'll blow your house in!
LPLittle Pig
Tough play, big boy!
[as the Big Bad Wolf tries to blow the brick house down, he coughs and gives up]
♪ The house did not move ♪
♪ It was made of brick, but the wolf was clever he had one more trick ♪
♪ He climbed up to the chimney and down did he go ♪
♪ It was a tight squeeze so he moved kind of slow ♪
♪ The pigs heard him coming and they plan a surprise ♪
LPLittle Pig 2
Fill it up! Get more water!
♪ He fell into the bathtub ♪ [wolf screams]
♪ And got soap in his eyes ♪ [wolf howls]
LPLittle Pig
You sure are dirty!
LPLittle Pig 3
You're covered in suds!
LPLittle Pig
You're going to bathe...
LPLittle Pig 3
From head to foot!
[the pigs start washing the wolf with brushes]
♪ The wolf was all clean ♪
♪ Neatly brushed and combed ♪
♪ He felt much better ♪
BBBig Bad Wolf
Nevermore I huff and puff any homes.
PPigs
Yay!
[to audience] Hey, what do you think? Where would you like to take a trip?
[segments on a black background, the spotlight follows the cat; and turns to us; the spotlight turns away from him and irises on them; Shadow sings it in James Bond style]
KWKitty Wife
Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat! Where have you been?
BButler
[French accent] Telephone for Monsieur Cat.
PCPussy Cat
I'll take that. Cat here. Pussy Cat.
QQueen
Hello, Pussy Cat! This is the queen! You've got to come to the palace at once!
PCPussy Cat
I've got to go, kitten. My queen needs me! [he flees]
KWKitty Wife
Be careful!
♪ Pussy Cat ♪ [Pussy Cat takes off in a jetpack]
♪ Pussy Cat ♪ [Pussy Cat rides in a motorboat]
♪ Where have you been ♪ [he does the same thing in a map]
♪ He's been to London ♪ [he rides in a hot air balloon]
♪ To see the queen ♪
PCPussy Cat
Ah, the palace! Yes, your Majesty. What can I do for you here?
QQueen
Oh, I'm frightened. There's a mouse under my chair! [screams, sees the mouse underneath the chair]
PCPussy Cat
Never fear, your Majesty! [he captures the mouse] I guess you'd thought you squeak by. [mouse squeaks 10 times]
QQueen
You're welcome, Pussy Cat.
PCPussy Cat
Thanks, your Majesty.
♪ No job is too smart for Pussy Cat! ♪
[the title "00CAT" was shown, Kitty Wife enters to meow them]
Look, Tutter's taking a nap.
More cheese for King Tutter.
So Ray, what's the weather going to be like today?
[laughs] Well Bear, you know me. [the sky turns gray] I always love to look up at the sunny side of things, but I must say there's a big storm coming your way!
Really? Well, thanks for telling me. I guess I'd better get ready. But...Ray, before you go; can you tell me something?
Yes?
When it's raining, where do you go? Where does the Sun go before when it rains?
Well Bear, I must be up here in my usual place high in the sky to brighten up the day and to dry up all the rain.
Wow! Did you know that? Thanks for the weather report! I hope I'll see you again real soon.
I certainly will, Bear. I certainly will!
[offscreen] I'm afraid! I'm afraid!
BOBear, Ojo and Treelo
Huh?
[holding Kitty] Yeah. I'm really, really afraid! [whimpering and glups]
Oh! Hi, Tutter.
"Hi"? Is that all you can say? "Hi"? The whole sky is falling down around us, and-and making lots of loud awful noises and all you could say is "hi"?! Oh!
Tutter, I can understand. Storms can be scary, sometimes but, believe me, we're safe and sound inside. There's nothing to be afraid of.
[The lighting flashes, causing a blackout in the living room. Tutter gasps and Treelo and Ojo scream]
Guys, guys. It's okay. It's okay. Look. I have my trusty Bearcraft flashlight.
OOjo
Huh? [Bear turns on the flashlight] Oh!
See?
OOjo
Hey, you guys, oh, look, Bear's got a flashlight.
Hello, flashlight.
OOjo
Yeah.
Yeah. See, Tutter? [moves the flashlight to the floor, but Tutter is not there]
OOjo
Hey, where's Tutter?
Hey.
OOjo
Tutter?
Tutter?
Tutter?
OOjo
Tutter?
Tutter?
OOjo
Where'd you go?
Bear Tutter?
Treelo Tutter, where'd you… [Tutter's tail appears from the coffee table] Hey, look! Tutter. [laughs]
Oh, Tutter!
Huh?
Tutter, it's okay. Sometimes in a storm, the lights do go out, but sometimes they come back on again really soon.
R-R-Really?
Really. And as long as I have my flashlight, everything's okay.
Well, okay, Bear, okay. But, you know, a little noise to a big old bear like you can be an awful lot of noise for a little, bitty mouse like…
[He saws something and gasps in shock. He sputters in fear]
Tutter?
OOjo
Bear?
Tutter?
OOjo
What's wrong with Tutter?
Yeah. [gasps] Look! Look!
[The camera moves backwards which appears to be Tutter's shadow on the wall that Tutter was afraid of it]
Bear! [stammers] It's… it's… IT'S A GIANT MOUSE!!! [screaming]
Tutter, Tutter, it's okay. It's just your shadow.
What? What?
It's the shadow, that the flashlight is making on you.
[stammers] Me? [stammering] Really?
Yes. If you move your tail, the tail on the shadow will move, too.
Yeah? [wags his tail] Wha-? Hey! Hey, yeah! It is me! Hey. [the lights went back on again]
Hey! The lights!
OOjo
Yay! The lights are back! [Bear nods to the viewer]
Hey, where'd the giant Tutter go? [turns to the camera in confusion]
[climbing up the stairs to find Treelo and Ojo in a game of hide-and-seek] Okay, now, Bear said there's nothing to be afraid of. Heh. Nothing to be afraid of in the Big Blue House. [grunts and laughs] Ojo, Treelo, where are you guys?
[In the bedroom, Pip and Pop used a purple flower sheet to pretend as a monster]
Hey, that's Tutter.
Oh. He'll love this. Come on.
Yeah! [giggles]
I-I wonder if they're in the bedroom. Uh, [Pip and Pop start moaning] where are you guys? You know, I'm not sure I feel like playing anymo…
[He sees Pip and Pop in the sheet and gasps in shock. He slowly turns to the camera in horror]
PPPip and Pop
Beware! We are the two-headed purple flower monster! Beware!
[to the viewer] There's a two-headed purple flower monster! [screams]
[He runs back down the stairs]
PPPip and Pop
[laughing]
Hey, do you think he liked it?
I don't know, let's go ask him.
Yeah.
[segment opens on a tree with some upside down flowers, a woman appears]
♪ Little Miss Muffet ♪
MMs. Muffet
Hiya!
♪ Sat on a tuffet ♪
MMs. Muffet
What's a tuffet? [cues a stool by two flowers]
A short, little stool.
MMs. Muffet
Oh.
♪ Eating her curds and whey ♪
MMs. Muffet
What's that?
It's sort of, like cottage cheese.
MMs. Muffet
Oh.
♪ Along came a spider ♪ [a spider appears, hanging on a spider web]
♪ And sat down beside her ♪ [spider laughs evilly]
♪ And frightened Miss Muffet away ♪ [spider growls]
MMs. Muffet
I'm not afraid of you. [spider growls again] Nope. You're not scary. Want some curds and whey?
SSpider
Sure. Spiders love curds and whey! [Miss Muffet feeds him with a spoon] Whoa! Yum yum yum yum!
LLuna
It was so dark and stormy, I wasn't sure we'd be able to have our usual chat.
LLuna
Well; I learned a long, long time ago, that if I just take a minute and wait; I almost always feel better. It's the secret to being brave. You do it a minute at a time.
[segment opens on a room with pie]
♪ Little Jack Horner ♪
JJack
I'm not so little!
♪ Sat in a corner ♪
JJack
It's the corner. That's big.
♪ Eating his pudding pie ♪ [Jack eats something with a spoon]
♪ He put in his thumb and pulled out a plumb and said ♪
JJack
Boy, am I good or what? You ever tried to stick a plumb on his thumb?
[first lines]
OOjo
Where's that bug?
[Bear enters the kitchen, Tutter, wearing a framer's hat and a red handkerchief, was at the kitchen table in front of a tiny wheelbarrow containing tomatoes.]
[humming "Old MacDonald Had a Farm"] Oh, Bear… Oh, hi, Bear.
Oh, hey, Tutter. What are you up to?
Well, I was just gonna have a snack, Bear. Would you like to join me?
Oh, I'd love to, Tutter. What is on the menu?
Oh, heh, well, I have some fresh tomatoes from my little garden here.
Ooh. [He and Tutter smell the tomatoes]
BTBear and Tutter
Aaah.
They smell so good, Tutter.
Yeah, yeah, hmm. [taps lips] So, Bear, uh, what have you been up to today?
Oh, I just came back from the otter pond…
Mm-hm.
…Ojo found this really cool bug.
[screams in shock] A BUG! [flees back to his mousehole]
[looking around] Tutter? [sees Tutter from his mousehole] Tutter.
[scared] Bear, Bear, I'm down here.
Tutter.
[whimpers]
Tutter, what's the matter?
The matter? What's the matter? The matter is bugs, Bear. Bugs! [shivers]
But, Tutter, it was just a little bug.
Little? Little bug? Heh. Well, it may be to a big old bear like you, but to a mouse, they're giants. [to the viewer] GIANTS I TELL YOU!
Well, Tutter, I can understand why you're worried but…
Yeah, I'm worried, Bear. Those bugs with their pinchers, and crazy wiggling antennas and the wings fluttering. [wriggles]
Tutter. Tutter, Tutter. Breathe in.
[inhales]
Breathe out.
[exhales]
Now, Tutter, the bug is way out at the Otter Pond and you're in here.
Oh, you don't think these bugs like I do, Bear. One minute they're out there. And the next minute they're right in your face eating all your food! [whimpers] Just don't let Ojo bring it in the house, Bear, okay?
Okay, Tutter, I'll tell her.
[sighs]
[to the viewer] Some of us don't like to be around bugs but, that’s okay, too.
Yeah.
But, you know, Tutter, there are some bugs that are useful.
Well, that's all well and good, Bear. All well and good. Er, but, if you don't mind, I'd rather bugs not be useful around me. Huh! See you later, Bear, goodbye.
Oh, uh… Okay, Tutter. Bye bye.
Bye now.
[segment opens at a girl with a ladybug in her hand]
♪ Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home ♪
♪ Your house is on fire ♪
LMLadybug Mom
My house is on fire? Come on, kids! Let's get in the truck!
[the fire truck accelerates, the background starts panning]
LMLadybug Mom
Get out of the way! We're coming through! [fire truck parks in] Help me hook up the hose, kids!
LBLadybug Boy
Okay Ma. [plugs the hose in fire hydrant]
[the three ladybugs all put the fire out, flames sink deeper]
LLadybugs
Hooray!
LMLadybug Mom
What happened?
Your house was struck by lightning bugs.
[shows two green lightning bugs in front of the house]
LMLadybug Mom
It's a good thing we live next to the fire plugs! Mm-hmm!
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