Shadow quotes from Bear in the Big Blue House

♪ Over in the meadow by the sand in the sun lived an old mother frog and her little froggy one ♪ [frog croaks] ♪ Says the mother ♪ [little frog croaks] ♪ Says the one and they ♪ [two frogs croak] ♪ And they ♪ [two frogs croak again] ♪ In the sand in the sun ♪

♪ All around the Cobbler's Bench, the monkey ♪

♪ Chased the weasel ♪ [the weasel surprises the monkey and chases after it]

♪ Pop goes the weasel ♪ [the monkey jumps off and the weasel jumps, runs off]

♪ The strings go zing ♪ [cat plays the violin]

♪ There was an old lady ♪

Who are you calling an "old lady"?

♪ Who lived in a shoe ♪

[the door opens] Come on in! There's room for more!

♪ She had so many children, she didn't know what to do ♪

Hey Ma, tell Jimmy to leave me alone!

[unaware] I don't know what to do!

♪ She gave them some broth without any bread ♪

Hey Ma, where's the bread?

♪ And kissed them all soundly ♪

Night-night!

Bye Ma!

Aw, the sweet; little dears! [exits] Nighty-night!

♪ The Itsy Bitsy Spider Went Up the Water Spout ♪

Oh, okay! [he wanders inside]

[struggled] This is really hard!

♪ Down came the rain ♪ [thunder rumbles, thunder bolts flash and rain droplets appear]

Oh, okay. [he wanders inside the spout, and starts to shake again]

I'm coming. I'm coming. [he makes his way] I made it! I'm the king of the roof! [laughs]

Can't catch me, can't catch me!

♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♪ [a man sits up in his bed]

Hey, what's that thing lighting up in the sky? I'm trying to sleep down here!

♪ How I wonder what you are ♪

[confused about the star with a bunch of small dots in a black background] Gosh ding it! What is that thing? [the sound of a clock starts to "tick-tock" as a timer] Yeah, I used to know what it was. It's a...it's a...uh, it looks familiar.

♪ Up above the world so high ♪

[voice only, the house wiggles] Hoo-wee, look at that thing! It's really up there!

♪ Like a diamond in the sky ♪ [the star turns into a diamond]

[voice only, house wiggles again] Diamond? I'm rich!

♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♪

[the sound of clock timer starts ticking again] Yeah, don't tell me. Don't tell me. Gosh ding it, it's...it's, it's a... [groans in frustration]

♪ How I wonder what you are ♪

Yeah, I don't know what it is. I give up! [lies back down, but sits back up] It's a star!

♪ Five little monkeys jumping on the bed ♪

My monkeys are jumping on the bed! [cues the doctor as a monkey, holding the telephone with his finger]

♪ And the doctor said ♪

No more monkeys jumping on the bed! That's my advice.

♪ Then four little monkeys jumping on the bed ♪

Hey, Doc! What am I gonna do with these monkeys?

♪ And the doctor said ♪

No more monkeys jumping on the bed! What can I say?

♪ Now three little monkeys jumping on the bed

Oh; Doc, what will I do with my monkeys?

♪ And the doctor said ♪

[his finger wiggles slowly] No more monkeys jumping on the bed, and take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

♪ So two little monkeys were jumping on the bed ♪

[stressed] Hey, Doc; my monkeys! Will they be okay?

♪ And the doctor said ♪

No more monkeys jumping on the bed and that is my professional opinion!

♪ Just one little monkey jumping on the bed ♪

[sad mood] Oh, Doc. My poor, little monkeys.

♪ And the doctor said ♪

Put those monkeys right to bed!

Our, poor little monkeys.

We love them so!

Yeah.

♪ Baa Baa Black Sheep ♪

[impersonates Shadow's singing voice] ♪ Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Three bags full! ♪

♪ There's one for the master ♪ [A bearded man with hat enters]

Thanks, Black Sheep. [lifts the bag of wool up] Now I can really gather some wool.

♪ Then one for the dame ♪

Oh; thank you, Black Sheep. [grabs the bag of wool] I'm going to knit a sweater!

♪ And one for the little boy who lives down the lane ♪

Thank you, Black Sheep. [grabs the bag of wool as well] I'm going to make a really cool ninja outfit out of this!

Brr! I'm cold! [shudders]

♪ Baa Baa Black Sheep ♪

♪ Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ♪

Yeah, man! It's real cool up here hanging out, checking out the scenery...playing my bongos!

♪ Humpty Dumpty had a great fall ♪

Wow, man! I can see my house from here! Oh, yeah! Uh-oh, I slipped! [screams]

♪ All the King's horses ♪ [a horse appears, neighs; with the egg's broken pieces]

[angrily] Well of course we can't put him back together again! [raises his finger points at the horse] Have you ever seen a horse trying to do anything back together? That's absolutely ridiculous how they can't even hold onto the glue pot!

[very angry that the horse dropped the glue] That's it! I'm leaving and I'm not going to weld responsibly for this mess! [leaves, the horse picks up a lump of sugar & neighs] No, I will not come back to work for a lump of sugar! Goodbye! [leaves as Shadow starts humming]

[heartbroken and cradles one of the egg's broken pieces] Oh, Humpty.

♪ Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater ♪

Yeah, boy; do I love eatin' pumpkins! Pumpkin pie! [a piece of pumpkin pie appears with a pumpkin on top] Yum yum yum yum! Pumpkin pizza! [a piece of pizza appears with three pumpkins on top] Yeah! Yum yum yum yum! Pumpkin shakes! [a shake appears with two pumpkins on top as he takes a sip from two straws] Ah, yeah! Pumpkin sandwiches? Whoa! [a sandwich appears with a pumpkin inside] Yum yum yum yum! And just plain, old pumpkin! Whoo! [a pumpkin appears]

♪ He had a wife ♪

[the pumpkin slides away from him] I love my wife.

♪ But couldn't keep her ♪

Peter, Peter, Peter! [gets upset] All these pumpkins! When will it end? Next, we'll be living in a pumpkin house!

Hey, that's a good idea! [chuckles]

♪ He put her in a pumpkin shell ♪ [cues Peter using the ladder]

After you, dear.

Oh, me in my big mouth.

♪ And there, he kept her very well! ♪

Well, it's not so bad. It's got a television! I wonder what's on!

[spots a television with a pumpkin inside] Well, look here! It's the Pumpkin Channel!

Huh. You know, I'm beginning to realize these pumpkins.

Yeah.

♪ A-tisket, a-tasket ♪

"Dear Poindexter, had a lovely time at camp."

♪ And on the way, I dropped it; dropped it ♪ [As the girl tries to mail it, the envelope falls out]

Hey, look; a letter! That'll do it! [the cover of the envelope reads "My Love" on it, the silhouette puppy hand grabs it]

♪ And he put it in his pocket, pocket ♪

♪ Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, dance on your toes ♪

Well, I'm a little new at this. [falls on the floor]

♪ Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch your nose ♪

Like this? [touches his nose three times] Like this, like this?

♪ So Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch the ground ♪

All right. [he does] Touched it. Touched it again! I...what? I'm stuck! Oh... [groans] Oh, well.

♪ Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn you around ♪

[raises his arms high and moves back and forth] Turn around...turn around...turn around.

♪ Now Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, show us your shoe ♪

[lifts his shoe on his foot] Oh, here's my shoe! See here? See my shoe? Here it is!

♪ Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, that will do ♪

Oh, okay. Don't want to see it again? You sure?

♪ So Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, climb up the stairs ♪

Okay. First floor. [approaches a silhouette of stairs] Second floor.

♪ Now Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn off the light ♪

Okay. [he does]

♪ Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, say good night ♪

[his hand waves at the viewers] Night-night!

♪ Roses are red and violets are blue ♪

Gators are green! Heh, and I think I'll eat this shoe! This blue suede shoe! [he snacks on a shoe] Tasty, yeah! [chuckles evilly]

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ And on that farm, he had some chicks; E-I-E-I-O ♪

I sure love farming! [chuckles]

♪ London Bridge is falling down ♪ [first part falls, screams]

You think this is going to work?

Of course!

♪ Wood and clay will wash away ♪ [Suddenly, the part of the bridge shakes]

Are you alright?

♪ Build it up with iron and steel ♪

You think that is really going to work?

Oh, dear; have I guaranteed you on it!

♪ Iron and steel will bend and bow ♪ [The part of the bridge shakes again]

Look out for the queen!

♪ Build it up with gum and glue ♪

[impersonates Shadow's singing voice] ♪ Chew, chew, chew! Chew, chew, chew! ♪

♪ Build it up with gum and glue, my fair lady ♪

You think that is really going to work?

Well this is what I call a bridge! Except, I'm stuck.

Next time, you should build a tunnel!

Right.