Tutter quotes from Bear in the Big Blue House

Tutter

Oh, great Gouda. Oh, Brie. I'll never get the water I need.

Tutter

You call that a yawn? More like an earthquake if you ask me!

Tutter

We-that's how many cheeses I need to make my two-cheese cheesecake. Hey, I got, it, Bear, I got it! Numbers! Cheese and Numbers! [opens his mouth wide, but the cheese and numbers disappear] Hey, where'd it go. What th-? Hey, you know what, Bear? I think I'm going to go to the kitchen. All this talk has really made me hungry.

Tutter

Look at all the toys...and, and games... and-and books! What is this, Bear? Some kind of an amusement park? I thought we were coming to a doctor's office!

Tutter

My mousehole is too small! Too small! I can't get all my stuff in anymore!

Tutter

[reads] Mousey the Great approached the fire-breathing dragon that guarded the castle walls. He knew that dragon didn't belong there so he drew his trusty sword and frightened the dragon away in a brave attempt to rescue the damsel in distress.

Tutter

Dry those tears, little Ojo. Buck up, little otters. Your Tutter will still be the same.

Tutter

[shouting] Hey guys, I'm here. Don't start without me!

Tutter

The party is tonight and I don't have anything yet. I've got nothing! Nothing. [panics] What do I do? What do I do?

Bear

Now look at this. This is the kitchen table. It's the best part of the kitchen.

Tutter

[talking over as Bear continues] Oh, no, no, no.

Bear

With this table, you sit an' you can have a whole mess of cooked and buttered string beans.

Tutter

All wrong, Bear. All wrong.

Bear

You know, Tutter, I think the best part of the kitchen is that you like it so much.

Tutter

Ha ha. Thank you, Bear.

Bear

Sometimes, Tutter is so determined, he forgets to ask for a little help. Um, are you sure there isn't something I could do maybe to lift your spirits?

Tutter

No, no.

Bear

Or raise your outlook?

Bye bye, Bear. Bye bye, Tutter. [disappear through the sink]

Bear

[does a take] Huh?

Tutter

[to Pip and Pop] See ya.

Bear

How do those two do that?

Hi, Bear!

Pip

We're blowing up balloons

Pop

Yeah! We're making them big

Pip

Really...

Pop

Really...

Pip

REALLY [with Pop] BIG! [Pip and pop tries to blow the balloons bigger but the balloons pop]

Bear

Shhhhh! Pip, Pop!

Sorry, Bear.

Bear

Guys, [he checks the kitchen with his head to one side and back to pip and pop] We don't want Tutter to hear.

Pip

must have been some bad balloons.

Pop

Yeah. New balloons!

Bear

[chuckles, to the viewers] Have you ever been to a birthday party? It's really exciting when the birthday boy, or girl, or mouse, comes into the room and then everybody jumps out and yells... [loudly] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! [party poppers pop, confetti comes down and party blowers blow repeatedly]

Bear!

Bear

[to Pip and Pop] Oh, sorry. [back to the viewers] the thing is, we're having a surprise birthday party. That means we have to be quiet, and whisper, and tiptoe around, so Tutter won't hear. Will you help us make the birthday party, a surprise? [Pip and pop pops the balloons again that scared bear]

Bear

AGH!! [Goes over to the desk] Pip! Pop!

Surprise? [Both laugh nervously]

Bear

Pip. Pop. [the otters pause]

Tutter

Bear, oh Bear!

Bear

Agh! Tutter! Tutter's coming! Quick, hide the balloons! [pip and pop hides the decorations] [to the viewer] Remember, don't tell Tutter! it's a secret! We're trying to have a surprise birthday party.

tutter

hello hello bear [bear looks around]

bear

oh uh tutter, tutter uh um

tutter

hello pip hello pop

hello tutter

tutter

I was just wondering, I mean I was wondering, just uh, what was that sound? Did any of you hear a balloon pop?

uh uh uh

Pop

did you see a balloon?

pip

not me did you pop?

pop

not me did you pip?

pip

not me [to bear] did you bear?

bear

not me did you pop?

pop

not me

tutter

okay okay i was just asking, um um bear?

bear

[to tutter] yes?

tutter

there's something I'd like to show you

bear

oh sure tu---- [pauses] tter but I uh I i have to uh I can't to have to finish finish finish um

Pip

talking,

to us

pop

yes endlessly talking to us

bear

yes

tutter

oh okay um okay, uh well i'll be waiting in the kitchen bear, that's where I'll be when you get a moment

bear

heh heh okay, [bear nods] I'll be right there

tutter

yeah yeah, I'll be waiting bear, see you later, I'll be waiting

bye bye tutter

tutter

bye pip bye pop

bear

whew, [to the viewer] that was a close one

bear

thanks for helping us keep the secret, we don't wanna spoil the surprise for tutter

Bear

Well, thanks for visiting the Big Blue House. Bye! Oh, I almost forgot. By the way, if today is your birthday... [including the others with a very big loud word] SURPRISE!

Tutter

And Happy Birthday! [laughing]

Bear

See you soon!

Tutter

Bye!