[segment opens on a man with a drill instructor hat in a blank background]
DIDrill Instructor
Hello and welcome to "Stories of Incredible Opposites".
PPrivate
Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
JJack
I'm on a diet.
PPrivate
His wife, Pat Sprat could eat no lean.
PPat
I'm trying to bulk up.
PPrivate
And for a strict regimen of diet and exercise...
[Jack works on push-ups as Pat eats meat with a fork.]
DIDrill Instructor
They joined the Olympic team!
JJack
I'm now a marathon runner!
PPat
And I'm a weightlifter! Need a lift, honey?
JJack
Yeah!
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