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Bear in the Big Blue House · Season 1

Bear in the Big Blue House Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[segment opens on a cave]

♪ In a cavern ♪

BBat

Eek, eek, eek!

♪ In a canyon ♪ [wolf howls]

♪ Excavating for a mine ♪

MMiner

How am I doing this? [grunts]

♪ Lived a miner, 49er ♪

MMiner

49? I'm only 40!

♪ And her daughter Clementine ♪

CClementine

I'm Clementine. Hi, Pop!

MMiner

♪ Oh my darling ♪

HHorse

♪ Oh my darling ♪

RRattlesnake

♪ Oh my darling Clementine ♪

MMeerkats

♪ You were lost and gone forever ♪

MMiner

♪ Dreadful sorry Clementine ♪

CClementine

Pa, I'm just on my way to school. I'll email you.

MMiner

What's email? [they wave together] Bye-bye, Clementine! [truck drives off] We'll miss you!

[segment opens on a man in a hot air balloon with the Moon and two trees]

♪ His trip to the Moon ♪

CClown

Ah, what a lovely moon!

♪ Started too soon ♪

CClown

Not soon enough if you ask me!

♪ He had an itch ♪

CClown

[scratches his surface] Oh yeah, that's the spot.

♪ And hit the switch ♪

CClown

[he pushed the lever with his elbow] Uh-oh! I think I'm in deep trouble!

♪ And released the balloon ♪

CClown

[the balloon flies] Whoa, I'm on my way now! [carnival music plays] Whoa! [hits some bumps] Hittin' a little turbulence here! Whoa! Well, that's one small step for... [an alien appears] Oh, drat! There's somebody already here!

AAlien

Hello. Welcome to the Moon. Would you like some cheese?

CClown

No thank you.

AAlien

It's good cheese.

I don't think right now in the dark may be a good time to go swimming.

[segment opens on a silhouette-shaped tree]

♪ A day in the life of a dog ♪

[barks] It's the dog days!

♪ Up with the Sun ♪ [The sun appears with a face] ♪ The dog doth run ♪ [dog runs past the tree] ♪ Fast asleep at seven ♪ [dog takes a nap with a flower and blades of grass] ♪ Then out to play ♪ [dog plays catch with the ball] ♪ And a place to lay ♪ [dog takes another nap] ♪ And at noon/meal time, he's in heaven ♪

MMan

Here, boy! [the dog feeds dog food, then the dog burps and continues eating]

♪ And sleep the afternoon ♪

[sleep talk] Dog bones.

♪ Sunset come soon ♪

See you tomorrow!

♪ All night howl at the moon ♪ [the dog pretends to be a wolf] ♪ Oh a day in the life of a dog ♪

Quiet. I'm trying to get my beauty sleep. [the dog howls]

[he loved the word "Stories" on a picture of a book] Stories are great! And there are so many different ways to enjoy them. Like, for example: you could read a story. [another book appears with a picture of a fire-breathing dragon by the castle] Or you could dance a story, like in a ballet! [two ballerina dancers appear in front of them] You could even draw a story! Like in a comic book! [an animated comic appears, reading "Zamo" featuring a blond man in a superhero costume] Or...hey, just listen to one! And it all starts with the beginning!

JJacques

Pardon moi, Bear.

It's Jacques! Hi, Jacques.

JJacques

Bonjour, my friend.

JTJeremiah Tortoise

I'm old, that's how old I am!

Jeremiah is the oldest creature in Woodland Valley.

JTJeremiah Tortoise

Didn't I used to say that?

Jeremiah, it's exactly how old are you.

JTJeremiah Tortoise

Well; Bear, old enough to quit counting on you.

[fairy dust opens on a picture of a castle with some trees, a woman in a princess hat walks by]

♪ There once was a princess who played with a ball of gold ♪

♪ It fell into the well ♪ [ball lands in the well]

♪ Been deep and so cold ♪

PPrincess

What am I to do? I love my gold ball.

FPFrog Prince

I can help! Although, I'm so small!

♪ The frog went into the water with a mighty leap ♪

♪ And swam into the bottom so very deep ♪

♪ He found the ball and brought it to the top ♪

♪ The princess was overjoyed, she almost could pop ♪

PPrincess

O Dear Frog, I grant you any wish.

FPFrog Prince

Let me be your friend. Let me eat from your dish.

PPrincess

[disgusted] This I cannot do!

♪ Off she ran back to the castle ♪

FPFrog Prince

I have to go after her. What a hassle! [he sneaks up on her but answers the door]

KKing

Huh, who can that be?

FPFrog Prince

Aha! It is me! The Frog Prince come for his wish! For helping your daughter, I want one little kiss.

PPrincess

Oh, go away. Get out of my sight!

KKing

Now daughter, you must do what is right. A promise you made! Is this true?

PPrincess

Yes, but what am I to do?

KKing

You must give this frog his reward. Keeping a promise is not so very hard.

PPrincess

You don't have to kiss him.

♪ As soon as her lips touched his ♪

[cues up a silhouette table with the vase and the flowerpot, the background spins like a wheel]

♪ The room spun around with a bang and a whiz ♪ And before anybody knew ♪ There on the table sat not one frog but two ♪

FPFrog Princess

Now that I see you more eye-to-eye, you're kind of cute and that's no lie!

FPFrog Prince

You're a knockout!

[segment opens on a black background with the bathroom door and two picture frames]

[hip hop music plays]

[the door opens reveals silhouette people in a color-changed background]

CChorus

♪ Potty (Hey, hey, hey, potty) ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty ♪

DDJ

♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty! Yeah! ♪ When we potty, we potty hardy ♪ When we go, we got to lay low ♪

Get down! [grunts]

♪ Get yourself on that potty train ♪ You'll be living in the fast lane ♪ Alaska, China, Mexico ♪ Everybody's got to go ♪

CChorus

♪ Potty (Hey, hey, hey, potty) ♪

DDJ

♪ Loosen up, don't get up tight ♪ Potty train is out of sight ♪

CChorus

♪ Potty (Hey, hey, hey, potty) ♪

DDJ

♪ Remember to aim ♪ That's the name of the game ♪ When you get on board that potty train ♪

CChorus

♪ Potty (Hey, hey, hey, potty) ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty ♪

DDJ

♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty! Yeah! ♪ It's a potty inside! ♪

[the toilet dances and the bathroom door closes]

It's hard to give up something they used to. But you know, you don't have to leave up all the others you love behind: like the hugs and cuddles.

[segment opens on a silhouette girl with a picture of a sheep]

♪ Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow ♪

♪ And everywhere Mary went, the lamb was sure to go ♪

MMary

[to lamb, focusing her rules] Stay. Stay. Stay.

[as Mary starts to wander off, after a split second; the lamb flees]

[cues up the lamb following Mary driving race cars over the mountains, trees and hills]

[cues up the lamb following Mary while skiing down a large snow hill]

[cues up the lamb following Mary while underwater wearing scuba-diving masks]

♪ It followed her to school one day which was against the rules ♪

TTeacher

That's against the rules!

♪ It made the children laugh and play to see the lamb at school ♪

BBoy

Wow! That lamb sure is a good reader!

MMary

You're my best friend!

LLamb

Baa!

[entering the kitchen with a package] Let's see, it says it's from… "L.L. Bear Catalog!" Oh, this is great! This must be the bear clock I ordered. [to the viewer] Yeah. I ordered a clock in the shape of a bear. [begins opening the package] This is going to be so neat. Wait till you see this. This is a clock shaped [drumroll] just like a…

[He pulls a out a clock, which is similar to the design of Kit-Cat Klock, in the shape of a shunk from the package]

…skunk? It's a… it's a skunk clock. Wait a minute. This isn't right. What does this say here? [picks up the card] Um… Uh, [reads] "Congratulations on receiving your 'The Skunk Clock.' It is sure to add skunky charm to your home." They made a mistake. They sent me the wrong clock. Um… well, I mean… that's okay… maybe, maybe this'll work out. I mean, skunks are good too, [lens up the skunk clock to the viewers] right? Let's see. Where should we hang this? [walks to the kitchen table] Um… here? [looks at the floor] Um, down here? [looks at the wall where the apple clock is] Hey! How about up here? Yeah. That's a good spot. Okay. [puts the skunk clock on the kitchen bench] So we'll put this down and take down the apple clock. [hears Ojo and Treelo playing outside] Huh?

[laughs] Alright, Treelo!

Hey. That's Ojo and Treelo and it sounds like they're playing outside. Do you want to go see what they're doing? Come on. We'll have fun hanging the… skunk later.

[Bear puts up his skunk clock on the wall and turns it on]

There. It looks pretty good, huh? …for a skunk. [sniffing] And for a skunk clock, it smells pretty good too.

[He chuckles as he watches the skunk clock's tail pendulum swinging and yawns]

Suddenly, I'm a little sleepy. Um, I think I'll go take a nap for a few minutes. I'll be back. [exits the kitchen]

Oh, hickory dickory! [the camera pans down to him] What is making that noise. It's… [scoffs] Gee whiz… [he is seen holding Kitty and his blanket] How can a mouse take a nap around here with all this ticking and tocking! Bear! Who is making all that noise? Bear?

[He looks around and saws Bear's skunk clock]

[founds the problem] Aha! [turns around; to the viewer] Look at that. Will you? [growls]

[He storms off inside his mousehole and runs upstairs offscreen to the top shelf]

Humph. Now let me see, go up the stairs here… up the left… up the right… [panting] Boy, lot more stairs than I remember from last time. Oh, trying to take a look. Now, where is that… where could… oh, yeah! Ahem. Um, excuse me, Mr., um, Skunk. Um, I know you must be a guest of Bear's and I-I hate to be rude… but would you mind terribly, I mean, would you terribly mind, wou-- would you ju… [shouting] OH, WOULD YOU JUST BE QUIET?!?

[The camera shows the skunk clock's view]

Aha. Well, um… You see, this mouse is trying to take a nap and-and with all that tick, tock, tick tocking… Well, heh, it is pretty noisy. [laughs]

[The skunk clock won't answer]

Excuse me, um… [gulps] M-M-Mr. Skunk? H-Hello? Um… W-w-well, a-at least you could answer me! Would you-- Hey. Hey wha-- Quit looking at me like that! W-Would… [looks at the skunk clock's tail pendulum] And quit wagging your tail! W-Would… Stop, I mean it now! Stop it, please!

[entering the kitchen] Tutter?

Just stop it! Stop it! [gasping]

Tutter? Tutter! Tutter! Take it easy. Now, breathe in… [Tutter deeply breathes in] Breathe out. [Tutter exhales and gulps in horror] Now, Tutter, tell me what happened?

[mumbling] Well, th-this skunk-this skunk, Bear, [Bear looks confused] i-is-is scaring me. HE'S SCARING ME!! [gasping]

Skunk? Wh--? Oh, you mean my new skunk clock?

Clock? I don't know anything about a clock. All I know is that skunk won't even answer me, Bear. And those eyes. Those eyes! [goes crazy]

No. No. Tutter, Tutter, take it easy. See, it's not a real skunk, it's a clock - in the shape of a skunk.

Huh?

Yes. It's a clock. See? The numbers.

I-I guess I do see the numbers, Bear, but… that's a strange skunk!

Tell you what, Tutter. Why don't you come on down and I'll show you something. Okay?

Oh. Okay, Bear, but I don't know what there is to see.

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