That's an impossible shot, Batman.
That's a negative attitude, Robin.
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[after cracking a safe] It's not difficult, if you have steady nerves and a good ear. Quality is destroyed by the tenor of criminal life.
DDown
[after successfully robbing a flooded band and escaping the dynamic duo] Worked like a charm, Riddler!
Why not? There's a difference between a batman and a frogman!! One quick stop and then lets go dry our money!!!
Only The Riddler and his ilk would have such a flagrant disregard for private property! This door will have to be repaired.
I always imagined it would end differently, but yet less ignominiously. To drown in my own anniversary cake!
How can you LAMEBRAINS play CARDS at a time like this?!!!
Gosh, Economics is sure a dull subject.
Oh, you must be jesting, Dick. Economics dull? The glamour, the romance of commerce... Hmm. It's the very lifeblood of our country's society.
We who laugh and run away, live to laugh another day!
[After Bruce explains how his ventriloquism skills allowed Alfred to imitate his voice] Gosh, yes, I should have thought of that.
Ah, don't blame yourself, Robin. It's sometimes difficult to think clearly when you're strapped to a printing press.
[after putting Batman & Robin under with a spray] Fools. Don't they know that tears are a woman's most effective weapon?
I could give you more happiness than anyone in the world.
How do you propose to do that?
By being your partner in life, I mean it's me and you against the world.
What about Robin?
Hmmm... I know. We'll kill him.
[Catwoman's men appear and confront Batman.]
So, you didn't tell the truth [about coming alone].
Did you ever hear of a crook who did?
The odds seem about right -- four against one.
[appearing from behind some furniture] Four against two, Batman!
Robin!
I couldn't resist. [staying away] You were taken in by her [sniffs], but I'm too young for that sort of thing!
Out of the mouths of Boy Wonders ofttimes come gems.
That's one trouble with dual identities, Robin. Dual responsibilities.
KKato
Kung fu is kung fu- it's not child's play.
KKato
I'm glad those guys are on our side, even though they don't know it.
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