RRiddler
Now, Booster Gold, riddle me this: what creature is on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?
A nine-legged unicorn!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
(Booster Gold keeps answering riddles incorrectly, getting Batman zapped each time)
Pancakes! Square dancing! You don't bury survivors!
RRiddler
I do love this show.
B"Science" Batman
So the nuclear blast at the lab that joined Jason and Ronnie into one being also evidently separated us into three parts, representing the three broad elements of our personality. I am the logical and empirical aspect.
(within Jason's mind) Geek.
Quiet.
B"Science" Batman
"Physical" Batman is the embodiment of our strength.
Bully.
I'm not kidding!
PB"Physical Batman
(to "Slacker" Batman) And you represent the, uh...
B"Slacker" Batman
I'm what's left without all that "heavy personal baggage" and "science nerd" stuff. Groovy...
In other words, slacker.
SHUT UP, COACH! (gets looks from the Batmen) Oh, sorry. Private fight.
B"Physical" Batman
He cannot be a part of me! BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS!
(Slacker Batman keeps doing just that)
DXDr. Double X
With this power, Double X will be unstoppable.
B"Physical" Batman
The only Double Xs you're gonna see are the ones I'm gonna put over your eyes!
DXDr. Double X
The Batmen. You'll be the perfect test for my new power.
B"Slacker" Batman
What? No one said anything about a test.
We're tired of being treated like second-class superheroes.
I think that's a bit of an exaggeration. I've always treated Speedy well. (reminiscing) Quick, retrieve my bow from that crocodile pit!
TATalia al Ghul
Well, well, well. Look who's flown the nest. A cute little birdy and his playmates.
Hello, Talia. I see you're still as evil as your power-mad father.
Can we stop flirting and just fight?
TATalia al Ghul
If you want to live, follow me.
She's so into me.
TATalia al Ghul
Don't flatter yourself, little birdy. I'm doing this for me, not you. I couldn't risk that his death-trap might convince you to change your mind and join him. Taking over the family business is my destiny. I intend to claim it. I suggest you do the same, Boy Wonder.
What's that supposed to mean?
TATalia al Ghul
Don't you think it's time to stop living in the Bat's shadow and be your own man? Oh, and Robin?
Uh, yes, Talia?
TATalia al Ghul
If I ever see you again... you're a dead man. (leaves)
Wow. That was... brutal.
Jeepers. (chuckles) I'll say.
Can we just get moving?!
Congratulations, lad! All of Atlantis shall know of your heroics. And I shall call this adventure--
"The Time Aqualad Finally Got Some Well-Deserved Credit"?
Um... okay.
Hey, listen, kid, I'm sorry about all the lousy stuff I made you do. Guess I've been a little out of line.
Ah, Jeepers, Arrow, you haven't been out of line... you've been a jerk.
Aqualad, Speedy - where's Robin?
(in his new costume) Robin's left the building. You've trained me well, Batman, but from now on, I make my own decisions, call my own shots. And my new name is--
Nightwing.
Hey-- Actually, that's not bad. Thanks!
VVVilsi Velar
All alone, against the odds, without superpowers... and looking good.
Rohtul, you maniac!
RRohtul
Correction, Batman--brilliant maniac!
FHFaceless Hunter
The time came that my master's eye settled upon a new prize--a blue-green jewel glittering in the ocean of space. This world was warm and inviting, and the primitive inhabitants could be controlled by his psychic parasitic clones. My master learned that this was a planet of heroes, beings with the power to resist the Star Conqueror. It became my mission to subdue the heroes of Earth... and bring them into his evil thrall. They fought bravely, but in the end... all were forced to submit to the Star Conqueror's will. Those not susceptible to mind control were destroyed.
You're no match for my mojo, Bat-Boob!
You may have a mortal like me beat, but you'll never be as all-powerful as the wizard Shamaz.
Bat-brained idiot! It's Shazam. Shazam! Shazam! Oh, no! Wait! (transforms into a mortal)
Joe Chill. You are the slinking coward who murdered Thomas and Martha Wayne.
JCJoe Chill
That was a lifetime ago.
Yes. My lifetime! You took them without mercy or regret and in cold blood, Chill!
JCJoe Chill
H--how do you know this? How could you possibly-
I know because I watched it happen! I know because I am the son of the man you murdered! I am Bruce Wayne!
PSPhantom Stranger
He is beaten. Let your devotion to justice temper your rage.
He took your parents. Ruined your life. Become what you have trained to be: an agent of Vengeance. He knows who you are. If this man lives, Batman dies.
Batman may die, but Bruce Wayne? Never.
JCJoe Chill
Guys, you gotta help me! Way back, I whacked a guy for a job, and now that guy's son is back for revenge! That guy's son is Batman!
(Joker immediately starts laughing)
JCJoe Chill
What's funny?
You're saying we owe Batman's existence to you? That’s a killer!
PIPoison Ivy
So it's your fault Batman's always on our backs!
JCJoe Chill
No guys, wait--
(Chill is punched to the floor, then Batman appears before the entire Rogue's Gallery)
Oh yeah, almost forgot about you.
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