Batman: The Brave and the Bold · Season 1
Batman made the right choice. Ultimately, it was karma that delivered the final blow to Joe Chill. Funny how Chill just happened to be under that crumbling ceiling when it came down.
[smiling] I wouldn't know anything about that...
Hmm, typical. You know, my way is easier.
But my way is just.
Well, hello there. I don't believe we've had the pleasure. I'm Chimp. Detective Chimp.
B'wany, combine him with something, so we can escape.
I'd rather he combine you and I, my dear. We'd make quite the couple, don't you think? (chuckles)
Charming, but moot. B'wany's powers don't work on humans.
(notices a bee) Then use this.
Combine my superior genetics with a bee? Are you mad, man? I vociferously protest! I... (B'wana Beast combines him with the bee) When I get back, I'm going to sting you.
From the beginning, mankind has faced... villains! Selfishly pursuing their dark agendas. Greed. Domination. Destruction. But always rising to oppose them have been heroes. A breed apart. Men and women of valor, selfishly leaping into the fray. Battling for justice and protecting the innocent. What makes a hero? Courage, powers, these are the questions that would be asked about those unlikely few who stood up to the greatest threat this world ever faced.
No thanks necessary. It's just a great feeling to know that, when Batman needs help, Booster Gold's at the top of his speed-dial.
You weren't the first one I called.
Number two's not bad.
You weren't the second, either.
As long as you called.
You called him, sir.
I think you know the way out.
We should go before he sics the dog on us again.
Why was it that for so many heroes, a lifetime battling injustice was born from some tragic loss? Perhaps because for most, the natural reaction to loss is to wallow in one's pain. To let it eat you up. Not for those destined for heroic greatness. Instead, tragedy becomes opportunity to stand up, take stock, and discover what they're really made of. For them it can become... transformative, energizing. And with growth comes wisdom. So the hero can bounce back stronger than before. A champion uncaged, never again to become a prisoner of his demons.
I shall call this adventure, "The Time the C-List Heroes Barely Helped Save the Day".
[Heard narrating during his funeral]
So, being a hero isn't all it's cracked up to be. But you know what? I'd do it all over again. [chuckles] In a hummingbird's heartbeat.
So, teach, how'd we do?
Impressively. You've learned to take control, to anticipate. You even knew to take out the bridge to prevent the rest of Kobra's cultists from joining the fight.
Bridge?
More cultists?
Uh... whoops.
Sorry I've been such a jerk, Jay. It's Zoom who's to blame. And when our moment comes, we'll take him down.
Because when you're a Flash, a moment's all you need.
What in the name of P.T. Barnum is that?
He calls himself... Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man.
I love it! Does he have an agent?
Houdini didn't need a utility belt to escape a trap, and neither do I.
The decision, my Doom Patrol, lies with you.
Well, Chief, you taught us that all men are our brothers.
The Pilgrims were just ordinary men and women, too, but they longed for freedom and were willing to fight for it.
And the people who wouldn't bow to the Pharaoh, they were just ordinary shepherds and farmers.
I guess you have your answer, General.
Fire away!
So be it!
[Zahl prepares to press a button on a remote, but Batman stops him and crushes it underfoot]
It's over, General.
Not quite. The real detonator... is here. [presses a button on his hat]
No!
No... no, how can it be? The world loves them even more. Even in death, they've... beaten me.
[After the Doom Patrol's deaths]
Rest well, heroes. Rest well.
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