Batman quotes from Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Recess is over, you mean old meanie. You've just earned yourself five to ten minutes of hard time, in the corner of the room.

Dr. Sivana

Batboob, you're half the man you used to be.

He may be small, but ours is a heroic bond that can't be broken.

Yeah! BFFs forever! Except for her. She has cooties.

Hmmph.

[in his new giant "Hyperfly" form] The worm, as they say, has turned! [laughs]

You better stop or I'm gonna get you, you slimy old... thing!

Ah, the once mighty Batman. I suggest you scurry home before you catch a spanking.

So you was behind it all along! You squirmed into the Marvels' brains and made 'em fight. Bad caterpillar! BAD!

Yes, well, as much as I hate to pull myself away from this scintillating battle of wits, I do have a universe to conquer.

Batman

Fisherman, you're a fool if you think you can stop my master plan.

We'll see about that.

Batman

I'm going to turn you into a Fillet-O-Fisherman!

Batman

This caravan of chaos is making an unexpected stop. At Arkham Asylum.

Joker

Batsy! It's really you! Nice entrance, but you're plumb out of time.

Batman

There's always time for justice.

Have to say, being a secret agent is a cinch when you have a super-powered girlfriend.

Batman

I wouldn't know.

Huh?

Aw, help.

Mister Mxyzptlk!

Superman! And Batman! Hu-hu! What fun!

Batman

And I thought Bat-Mite was a weird one.

Don't worry, I just need to trick him into saying his name backwards.

Argh! Hmm.

Knock, knock.

A joke? I love jokes! Who's there?

Kltpzyxm.

Kltpzyxm who? Aw, nuts! [disappears]

Batman

Are you just going to watch, or could I get a little help here, Creeper?

You got it, pal. Batman, Batman, Batman, he's our man! If that really totally disgusting freakishly deformed abomination can't beat him, no one can! Yay, Batman!

Batman

Not what I had in mind. Let's go.

Oh, I'd love to. But I've got group therapy in fifteen minutes. And the other psychotics just hate it when I'm late.

[after receiving Jace's message about the Creature King] Ah, Jan and Jace. Always getting into mischief, Batman.

Batman

It's the same with my young ward, Space Ghost.

Looks like Creature King got his just desserts.

Batman

Actually, he'll probably be dessert.

Saving the youth of the world one public service announcement at a time.

I didn't think it was possible, but he's worse than Booster Gold.

Martian Manhunter

Since he arrived, he's proven arrogant, self-serving, and cocky.

Batman

Sounds like the JLI's newest member is going to fit right in.

Batman

I see I missed quite the party.

Martian Manhunter

Yes, my little soiree was just the thing they needed. It seems different generations can bond over a common desire.

Batman

Justice?

Martian Manhunter

Pie.

Batman

So I take it you're not actually dead? Mind if I ask why not?

Thanks to this. I used Mirror Master's gizmo and let him destroy the duplicate while I stayed out of sight.

Batman

So the newspaper was always wrong.

Like Granny Flash always says, don't believe everything you read.

Batman

Wasn't expecting this many.

Ambush Bug

I put the word out. Cocktail weenie? (offers him a tray of them)

Batman

So, this is really it.

Ambush Bug

Yeah, looks like. At least you can say you had a good run.

Batman

A great run. (to the viewers) And until we meet again, boys and girls, know that wherever evil lurks, in all its myriad forms, I'll be there with the Hammers of Justice to fight for decency and defend the innocent. Good night.