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S2 E20The Psychiatrist

LLuger

You know Nathan, it seems to me that you got a lot to learn about the police department. And I want you to know my men continuously conduct themselves in a legal and orderly manner. Especially when dealing with the public, most of whom are freaks any way.

S2 E21The Kid

My grandfather used to say to me "The anticipation of one's dreams is greater than the realization of one's ambitions. Unless one blows it altogether."

TMrs. Trujillo

My husband is no longer with us.

I'm sorry.

TMrs. Trujillo

I think I saw him on 14th Street one day. But I am not sure.

He just left you?

TMrs. Trujillo

Yes.

Just got up one day and walked away?

TMrs. Trujillo

Yes.

And it worked?

S2 E22The Mole

Can I help you?

CCook

That's a very generous offer. Because sometimes it moves too fast to make friends.

What moves too fast?

CCook

The escalator of life. On its way to that biggest of all: Mezzanine.

That's a very profound thought. You must be a philosopher.

CCook

No, I'm a bum.

Wojo and Harris chased the guy down into the sewer.

The sewer?!

[about to go into the bathroom] I'd better wait. I may be obstructing justice.

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