You know Nathan, it seems to me that you got a lot to learn about the police department. And I want you to know my men continuously conduct themselves in a legal and orderly manner. Especially when dealing with the public, most of whom are freaks any way.
S2 E20The Psychiatrist
S2 E21The Kid
My grandfather used to say to me "The anticipation of one's dreams is greater than the realization of one's ambitions. Unless one blows it altogether."
My husband is no longer with us.
I'm sorry.
I think I saw him on 14th Street one day. But I am not sure.
He just left you?
Yes.
Just got up one day and walked away?
Yes.
And it worked?
S2 E22The Mole
Can I help you?
That's a very generous offer. Because sometimes it moves too fast to make friends.
What moves too fast?
The escalator of life. On its way to that biggest of all: Mezzanine.
That's a very profound thought. You must be a philosopher.
No, I'm a bum.
Wojo and Harris chased the guy down into the sewer.
The sewer?!
[about to go into the bathroom] I'd better wait. I may be obstructing justice.
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