Chano
Can I help you?
Cook
That's a very generous offer. Because sometimes it moves too fast to make friends.
Chano
What moves too fast?
Cook
The escalator of life. On its way to that biggest of all: Mezzanine.
Chano
That's a very profound thought. You must be a philosopher.
Cook
No, I'm a bum.
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