Pip, Otis and others in “Unfinished Business”

Pip

[telling a scary story] And some say, when the moon is full, or really close to full... You know, like those times when you go, "Hey, look, it's a full moon," and somebody else goes, "No, man, it's not totally full. See the edge?" And you're like, whatever, dude, I can see the whole moon!

Otis

Pip, please.

Pip

Oh, right. When the moon is pretty much full, you can still hear the shrieks of her helpless victims.

Pip

And that's why I hate veterinarians.

Otis

Pip, would you stop scaring them? I mean, you've never even been to the veterinarian.

Pip

Hey, I've never been hit by a meteor either, but I know it hurts.

Pig

Well, uh, enjoy your check-ups, folks, uh, I'll be in Guatemala.

Duke

Right behind you.

Freddy

This veterinarian madwoman will KILL US ALL!!!