Alright, Abby, you ready for your first driving lesson?
I sure am.
Good. Now, the most important thing you wanna remember-
What's this button do? [presses the button]
Well, those are the windshield wipers.
Ooh! What's this? [honks the horn]
[irritated] Shhh, Mrs. Beady will hear you!
Can you crank the A/C? My thighs are stickin' to the seat.
Hey, what if I punch this real hard?
Don't-!
[Abby punches the dashboard, causing the airbag to inflate]
AAAH! The car's inflating its giant stink sack!
Hang on, I got it. [deflates the bag]
Okay, Otis, she's hotwired and ready to go.
Nice job, buddy. Alright, Abby. Now put 'er in reverse, and give 'er some gas.
You got it! I'll try not to hit Mrs. Beady.
See, that's great. You're already thinking defensively. That's the first sign of a good--
MRS. BEADY?!!
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