[sighs] Kisses and cookies. What more could the world's cutest pussycat want? [he and the other baby Tunes see a baby skunk showing up] What is that?
A new friend who's come to play. This is Baby Pepe.
[The other babies, except Sylvester and Daffy, rush towards Baby Pepe, greeting him]
Hi, kid. I'm Bugs. This is Taz.
[offering Baby Pepe a cookie] Mmm. Yum-yum, eat cookie.
[rubbing Baby Pepe's cheek] Isn't he the cutest?
Very, very cute, indeed. [gives Baby Pepe a hug]
Come meet Sylvester. Yeah, you're gonna be friends. [sets Baby Pepe in the baby carriage with Sylvester]
[takes the cookie before Baby Pepe tries to take it] Hold on, brother. That's mine! [Baby Pepe climbs on his face to get the cookie] Watch the face! Watch the face!
Hey, wait! That's-that's--
[through hand puppet] That's your place? That's supposed to be you?
That's right. You were, as in, used to be the cutest cat in town. Not anymore. He is. I know what you feel like. I used to be the cute one too. [sighs] Face it, pal. When you get grown up like us, they just don't love you anymore.
[determined] I'm not growing up that easy.
[Bugs sits at the kitchen table, sulking in humiliation over his magic show fail]
[consoling him] Bugs? Is that the end of the magic show, dear?
Granny, I don't even think there is such a thing as magic. Not anymore.
Of course there is, Bugs. There's magic everywhere. And with a little more practice, I'll bet you could be the best little magician there ever was. Let me see your hands. Hmm… Oh, clear as day.
[throwing a tantrum while playing a game of Copycatter] You little &@*#%! You're nothin' but a &@*#%! I never wanna play this &@*#%$ game, EVER AGAIN!
[The other baby Tunes are shocked at Daffy saying a bad word he heard from the garbage man]
I don't what the &@*#% you're talking about.
That word! What does it mean?
I don't know. It's a new word I just learned. You should try it.
[Granny enters the play room]
BTBaby Tunes
Hi, Granny! How the &@*#% are you?
[surprised with shock] Oh! My goodness, little ones, where did you hear a word like that? [The babies all point to Daffy; offended] Daffy, I'm surprised at you using such word.
What the &@*#% is wrong with using a word like &@*#%?
[Daffy is sitting at the table with a new cereal box of Wheat Doodles]
[takes a seat at the table] Whatcha eating?
What's that stuff in your bowl?
It's some kind of new cereal that Granny bought.
A new cereal? Is this some kind of joke?
If it's a joke, I'm not laughing.
I'll swing on my swing like I always do. [falls on his back as the swing breaks] That never happened before. [starts bawling into tears]
Did you hurt yourself, Sylvester?
[sniffling] No. I'm not hurt.
Because my swing is broken.
But look, there's another swing right here next to you.
But, this is the swing I always use, and now it's broken. [gets up and runs into the house]
Well, never look a gift swing in the mouth… or something like that.
EFElmer Fudd
Okay wabbit I saw you get more, gimme all your candy!
But I only have an icky marshmallow bunny.
He has a chocolate duck, that's much better.
EFElmer Fudd
Okay then gimme the chocolate duck and no one get hurt!
Oh no kid, this chocolate duck is bitter, you don't want this, you should eat the marshmallow rabbit.
No doc, eat the chocolate duck.
I say he should eat the rabbit
And I insist you eat the duck, here!
(Daffy shoves the chocolate duck into Elmer's mouth to his delight, but then Daffy come to the realisation that he just gave his own chocolate duck away)
Hmm, I better remember that Just in case he ever tries that again someday.
Well, see you around doc.
EFElmer Fudd
Hold it right there wabbit!
(Elmer then proceeds to snatch the marshmallow rabbit from Bugs and eats it, much to the disappointed of Bugs)
Submitted for your approval, Sylvester a young cat.
Floyd! Lola's being an old TV rerun again! [Lola pushes him down] Hey!
A young cat claws deep in the comfy fabric of a preschool routine, but this little kitty is about to go to market where he will discover, the only routine he can expect is, the unexpected.
C'mon, Sylvester, let go!
No! No! I like this chair!
We're gonna get a new one! [pulls until Sylvester comes off the chair with the pieces of the chair fabric dug into his claws]
Follow this journey under "Buckle up and Roll with it", for this creature of habit is about to leave, his comfort zone.
(Scene opens at the Baby Looney Tunes house at dusk, The babies are all cheering for Bugs as he's "going" to the moon)
I'm flying the Super-Duper Moon Zoomer first, 'cause I've got the helmet
(Bugs puts a red bowl on his head)
I'm going right to the moon!
(Bugs leaves but then quickly comes back)
Then you guys can have a turn
(Bugs gives a salute)
Granny, Granny come quick, Bugs is getting ready to go!
(Tweety races over to Bugs and hugs him)
(Tweety hugs him tightly to wish him luck)
Come back save and sound and soon
(The rest of the babies climb onto chairs to help Bugs blast off)
Have a wonderful trip Bugs dear
(Bugs climbing into his self made rocket)
Don't worry, I got a strong heart and a steady hand, I could fly this thing
(door closes and Bugs falls in)
(Bugs peaks through the window)
(The babies count down and jump on the teeter-totter, but the rocket crashes down on the ground, Daffy and Sylvester race over to pull Bugs out of the wreckage, Bugs is okay but a little dazed, thinking that the back yard is the moon)
Wow, looks a lot like Earth
Your blast-off was a bust-up
(Bugs looks at the remains of his rocket)
Oh, I'll never get to the moon the way I'm going
(Granny walks over to the babies and talk sympathetically to Bugs)
Well perhaps you'll get there tomorrow dear, It's getting late now
(All the babies and Bugs all follow Granny into the house so they could all go to bed)
Okay, Everyone stay together now, you won't believe the amazing bug display they have here
We gotta see the inventions!
Yeah, let's go their first!
No, No, No, No, We're going to see the explorers first
Ooh, 'plorers, 'plorers, Yeah, Yeah!
First, First of all, I wanna see the rocket ships
Alright, we'll see everything if we stay organized, now, let's start with that insect exhibit
(The babies all take at once and then they split up and go in different directions)
OSOld security guard
Here we go again (as if he knows what the babies were up to the last time they visited the museum)
[Lola finds a book about babies.]
Well, I can't read the words, but the pictures tell all about what babies are like. It says that babies eat, drink, sleep, play, crawl, smile, laugh, cry... [starts to become uneasy, as do the other babies] scream... wail, kick, screech... burp... barf up dinner... pass lots of gas... tears come out of their eyes... drool comes out of their mouth... stuff comes out of their nose... [Daffy gags] And everyday, they fill their diapers with...
[Bugs gasps. Lola gasps and shuts the book, completely disgusted and mortified.]
