Hey Tazzie, You wanna play Smash-Up Derby with us?
TazUh-uh.
Oh come on, I think your little clown guy will fit right into my truck here.
Taz
(gasp) No!, Taz no play!
Come on Taz, play with us.
Taz
No!
What good if having a toy you can't play with?
(Taz runs to the end of a shelf where he is cornered by Bugs and Daffy)
C'mon Tazzie, you know you wanna play with that toy.
Yeah, Put him in the truck then we'll crash 'em together.
(Taz started to think, then he saw the top of the shelf and that's when he had and idea, he started spinning and began to climb the shelf)
(Taz soon made it to the top, but then suddenly airplanes started to fly pass him, causing Taz to growl with annoyance, It's then revealed that they were coming from a mobile on the roof of the playroom, two more fly pass Taz but as the third one passes, Taz knocks it while growling, the sudden knock causes the strings off the planes to get tangled and eventually stopped, Taz becomes stratified and puts his toy clown down, waves at it then looks down at Bugs and Daffy, who would've witness his previous endeavour, Taz then proceeds to climb down)
Taz
Blaaah! (Blows a raspberry at them)
(Bugs and Daffy looked at each other confused)
(Meanwhile in the playroom, Sylvester and Tweety are playing with a ball, while Taz and Daffy are fighting over Harry Gary)
Taz
Taz want Harry Gary!
It's mine I tell ya, Mine, Mine, all Mine [Daffy acts like he's saw something] Hey look, It's the tooth fairy
(Taz looks and Daffy snatches Harry Gary of him, Taz groans sadly and begins to cry until, Bugs and Lola come sliding in)
Uh hey you guys, guess what
Granny said we can all play school
(Tweety and Sylvester all gasp excitedly)
(Unintentionally dropping Harry Gray, Taz picks him up and give him a big kiss)
What's so great about school anyway?
Lot's of stuff, you get to learn new things, like how to drink from a water fountain [Bugs stands on his tip-toes and pretends to slurp from a water fountain, once he's done, he gives a big sigh and wipes his mouth]
And make new friends and learn all their names
(Lola slightly pokes Sylvester and he gives a little giggle, Sylvester then runs to Daffy and pokes him as well, then he jumps underneath a pink pillow with only his tail showing, he then comes out with the pillow on top of his head)
There's all kinds of games to play
Taz Lunch time!
(Taz takes a sip from a bottle and gives a big burp, while the wind from his burp unintentionally ruffles Daffy's feathers, Daffy looks at himself)
Yeesh (while un-ruffling his feathers) Lunch, Shmuch, I've got better things to do
(Daffy pulls up his diaper and starts too walk away)
Okay Daffy, But you're gonna miss out on the chance to get lots of attention
(Daffy freezes and looks back)
Alright rabbit, ya got me, I'll give ya 20 seconds, what are you talking about?
'Bold textBugs: I'm talkin' about show and tell Daffy
It's that time in school when you get to talk in front of the whole class
And everyone has to listen to you
(Daffy begins to day dream that he's on a stage talking in front of a crowd while wearing a purple graduation robe and cap)
It all started when I was just an egg, Not just any egg mind you but a little brown speckled one and that, my friends is what makes me so great
(The crowed cheers while flowers and graduation caps are being thrown at Daffy and Daffy gives a bow, the dream cloud puffs as Daffy wakes up and shakes his head, indicating he changed his mind about school)
I love school, now where do I sign up?
(mood quickly changes and everyone heard Tweety crying on the couch, everyone comes up to see what's wrong)
What's the matter Tweety?
I can't go to school with you guys
well, for wone thing, I can't wead or wite, I can't even spell my own wittle name
(Tweety starts crying again and Taz starts cry as well, Daffy [annoyed] shakes his head and covers his ears)
It's alright, You don't have to know everything to go to school
(Taz sniffles)
Taz
Really?
Yeah, That's why we go to school, so we can learn all those things
All we need is a little practice
(Meanwhile, out in the woods, Bugs was still looking for Taz, but he was feeling a little scared, knowing that he's out alone in the woods at night, as an owl hoots in the distance, Bugs becomes even more afraid)
Taz?, That you old b-b-buddy?, heh heh, uh, come out of there Taz.
(A wolf howls in the distance)
(At that moment, Bugs stops as he sees a trail of leaves on the path, still feeling scared, he tries to keep going, but it feels like something is following him with the leaves rustling until, there came the noise again and it was louder that before)
(This scared Bugs so much that he ran away screaming in fear, he soon reached a tree and thinking that the creature was following him, he went round and round in circles until he tripped on a rock which cause him to tumble down and eventually stopped, he then heard the leaves rustling again and was surprised Lola, Sylvester, Tweety and Daffy running around tree as well)
Hey, Hey, Hold it! What are you doin' out here?
We decided we couldn't let you go alone.
We couldn't let you face that beast by yourself.
And your bravery made us brave.
Ehh... hee, I wasn't chasin', I was uh runnin', I was runnin' scared.
(The noise comes again causing the babies to gasp with fright and Daffy to jump in Bug's arms)
So, let's run scared together!
(The noise sounds) sounds like it's right over there! (unintentionally drops Daffy)
(Bugs makes his way to the bushes, moves the branches and gives a delightful smile)
This is unbelievable, come here!
(The rest of the babies walk over to the bushes and were surprised to discover that the creature was non other than Taz and the noise seemed to come from his horn)
(The babies race over to Taz who was still playing his horn, but when Bugs came over, Taz stops playing and hides his horn behind his back)
Ehh... What's the matter?
Taz
Oh... Taz horn make Bugs mad, Taz don't want make Bugs mad... Oh ho
(Bugs realised that Taz was talking about when Taz and blowing his horn too loudly in front of Taz and Bugs snatched it off him)
I'm awful sorry about that Taz (Bugs walks up to Taz) You play anywhere you wanna, anytime you wanna, anyway you wanna.
Taz
Huh, Bugs mean it?
(Taz then resumes playing his horn and this time, Bugs doesn't mind)
[While playing a game of soccer, Tweety uses a baseball bat to whack the soccer ball away from the goal and accidentally hits Granny, making her launch the laundry into the air and fall on the ground, and blames it on Daffy]
Oh, my stars! Now everything will have to be washed again. Okay, now. Who is responsible for this?
[twitching his left eye, then points to Daffy] Daffy did it!
[cringes in shock] Huh?! Who?! What?!
Did anyone see how this happened?
Nope. I didn't see anything.
Taz
Me see space shuttle!
What are you talking about?! I didn't kick the ball! Okay, I did kick the ball, but I didn't!
[sighs] Kisses and cookies. What more could the world's cutest pussycat want? [he and the other baby Tunes see a baby skunk showing up] What is that?
A new friend who's come to play. This is Baby Pepe.
[The other babies, except Sylvester and Daffy, rush towards Baby Pepe, greeting him]
Hi, kid. I'm Bugs. This is Taz.
Taz
[offering Baby Pepe a cookie] Mmm. Yum-yum, eat cookie.
[rubbing Baby Pepe's cheek] Isn't he the cutest?
Very, very cute, indeed. [gives Baby Pepe a hug]
Come meet Sylvester. Yeah, you're gonna be friends. [sets Baby Pepe in the baby carriage with Sylvester]
[takes the cookie before Baby Pepe tries to take it] Hold on, brother. That's mine! [Baby Pepe climbs on his face to get the cookie] Watch the face! Watch the face!
Okay, Everyone stay together now, you won't believe the amazing bug display they have here
We gotta see the inventions!
Yeah, let's go their first!
No, No, No, No, We're going to see the explorers first
Taz
Ooh, 'plorers, 'plorers, Yeah, Yeah!
First, First of all, I wanna see the rocket ships
Alright, we'll see everything if we stay organized, now, let's start with that insect exhibit
(The babies all take at once and then they split up and go in different directions)
OSOld security guard
Here we go again (as if he knows what the babies were up to the last time they visited the museum)
WWWilly Wormy
Excuse me, did one of you forget your pen?
Willy? Willy Wormy? Is it really and truly you?
WWWilly Wormy
Yep, it's me, who are you?
I'm Bugs and I'm your biggest, most bestest fan.
WWWilly Wormy
Really? Well thank you, you know I think my bestest fan, ought to have one of my bestest hats, to share with his friends, don't you?
Taz
Wowee!
WWWilly Wormy
I hope I'll see you kids again real soon, enjoy the hat with your friends Bugs!
I will (looks at his friends) we will!
(The babies all wave and said goodbye to Willy)
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