Well now that we have it, what do we do with it?
Well, Gwanny told us to use our imagination, so I'm going to imagine that it's the most beautiful house in the world.
(laughs) That's the silliest idea I've ever heard, it's not a house, it's a pirate ship.
No, about Tweety's idea being silly, anyone can see that it's the world's fastest racing car.
Now why would they see that?, it's really a rocket ship to Mars, you can tell by looking at it.
(The babies soon argue about what the box could be until--)
WAIT! There's only one way to find out what this thing really is.
I'm glad you see things my way.
No Daffy, I mean let's play house, then pirates, then racing car and then Rocket ship.
I get it and which ever is the most fun, wins.
Bugs to Earth, Bugs to Earth, come in Earth, I'm ready to land on Mars, Hmm, I wonder if there's any life here on Mars, I said, I wonder if there is any life here on Mars!, C'mon you guys, you're not even trying to have fan!
Some fun, I had a much better time playing the pirate ship.
Well I still say the racing car was the best.
And I wiked pwaying house.
(The babies soon start to argue again)
(The babies stop briefly while Bugs gives an embarrassed smile, then the tugging resumes until the babies slip and the box goes flying and then crashes)
(It is revealed that the box has merged into a house, a pirate ship, a racing car and rocket ship all in one)
I'm not sure, but I think it a wacing piwate house wocket.
But there's no such thing.
There is if you use your imagination.
(Scene opens at the Baby Looney Tunes house at night, in the bedroom, Bug's, Lola's and Daffy's beds are empty, this was because the babies are all playing, Bugs was playing with his toy rocket, Daffy was playing with a toy piano and Lola was playing with her doll Edna)
Bugs Bugs Bunny to pilot, Bugs Bunny to pilot, do you read me?
(Daffy playing his piano as the keys tinkle slow then fast)
Mmm, I love you too Baby Pumpkin Pants.
(Lola hugs her doll and it start to cry, surprising Lola at that moment Granny walks in)
Land-sakes what are you kids doing up so late? Do you have any idea what time it is?
BDBugs, Daffy and Lola
No.
Granny, Well, it's three o'clock in the morning, which is way past your bedtime, (Granny walks over to the curtains and closes them) First thing tomorrow, I'm going to teach you kids how to tell time.
What's so important about telling time?
Well, telling time comes in handy lots of ways, think of all the fun things you'd miss if you didn't known when to be there.
Well if it's okay with you Granny, I'm gonna skip it, telling time is for people who...who has nothing but time on their hands.
BLBugs and Lola
We don't have time on our hands.
That's just an old saying kids, you can skip the lesson if you want Daffy, But don't forget there's another old saying about time (Granny puts Daffy to bed and makes her way to the door) it waits for no one, nighty-night kids, pleasant dreams.
(Granny turns off the lights and leaves, while Daffy addresses the audience (I think))
(sighs) Ha, who does she think she's kidding? "Time waits for no one", that's the silliest thing I've ever (yawn) heard, ooh (And Daffy falls asleep)
(In the backyard, Daffy is playing golf and Bugs and Lola come up right behind him)
You missed a really fun lesson Daffy.
Eh, yeah, Granny taught us all sorts of stuff about how to tell time.
Well it just so happens that I learned something about time too.
You're wasting mine, playtime is the best time of all and can't you see that I am right in the middle of it?
C'mon Bugs, It's obvious that Daffy doesn't have time to talk to us.
(Daffy prepares to shoot his golf ball until-)
Oh uh, one last thing Daffy, Granny's taking us on a picnic.
At 12 o'clock, That's when the big hand and the little hand are both pointing straight up.
(Bugs tickles Lola underneath her arm pits, because Lola had lifted both her arms up)
You're supposed to meet us by the front door in one hour.
Alright, alright, already, I'll be there.
But how are you gonna know when an hour's up? you didn't come to Granny's lesson.
That's easy, every hour, Granny's big Grandfather clock makes a big loud noise (meanwhile, said grandfather clock Daffy was talking about struck 11 o'clock) Now step aside please, can't you see I'm working on my swing?
(Knowing they couldn't win the argument, Bugs and Lola leave, as soon as they left, Daffy shoots the golf ball through the sky, hitting a branch of a tree, bouncing off a rock, flying over the roof of the house, rolling across the roof of the bandstand, going through a window and end's up in between the two hours of the grandfather clock, stopping the time)
Another one out of sight, I loose more golf balls that way, oh well.
(And with that, Daffy puts his golf club back into his golf bag and rides away on his tricycle)
Alright Duck, get a hold of yourself, telling time isn't everything, I mean there's other thing just as important that I'm really good at, yeah, like riding my tricycle or washing my own clothes (notices the bubble coming out the bottom of the door) Hmm? that's odd (bubble pops in Daffy's eye, but he wipes it away, but just before he could open the door, A massive flood of bubbles bursts out, the water comes out of every window of the house and the chimney and it comes out the door as well with Daffy riding it) AH, HELP GRANNY, HELP HELP!, (scene changes to Daffy's head in the middle of a blue and purple swirl while images of Daffy and the clock go around him) AAH, HELP, HELP!, HELP! HELP! HELP!, HELP whoo hoo (Suddenly an alarm clock appears in the middle, it is then revealed that it was all a dream and the alarm clock was waking Daffy up) Help Granny help! whoo hoo, Huh?, Wow!, what a dream, Granny was right, telling time really is important, I hope I'm not too late. (Daffy jumps out of bed, races out of the room and makes to the stairs, He rides down the banister and skids over to the hallway, he races down the corridor, makes it into the room where the lesson was taking place and and sits down next to Bugs and Lola) Did I miss anything?
(Lola laughs as Daffy looks to the audience in unamusement as the episode ends)
Ow (he looks under the chair and pulls out a red purse) Look what I found.
Don't know, but it's mine!
This room is where Granny reads and plays canasty, I bet that thing is hers.
Ehh, Okay Daffy, let's go get some lunch and talk this over.
Lunch, Lunch, Look! an indoor carrot-patch!
Where? Where? (Daffy runs away leaving a cloud of dust and Bugs coughing) He tricked me (stomach rumbles) this is all your fault.
Gotta get Daffy to put that thing back, it's the right thing to do.
Maybe he knows now that it's not his.
Daffy(off screen): Mine!
(Daffy is pacing around a mound of dirt with a sign that read "MINE" poking from it)
We're talking about Daffy.
Daffy, why don't you just put that thing back where you found it?
You told on me! You! You!
Daffy! We just don't want to see you get in trouble, right Bugs? Bugs? Bugs!
I--I didn't do anything wrong, so I'm not gonna get in trouble
Oh yeah? Then why are ya shakin'?
(Granny is walking around the garden)
Yeah, now you can tell her about that thing.
If you're not gonna tell her, we will, come on Bugs.
Can you believe that Daffy?
Keeping something that doesn't belong to him, I mean, who does he think he is?
I think he thinks he's Daffy.
Tattlers! Big mouths! (turns to the sign) Oh it's not fair, I found you fair and square, why do they want me to give you back? don't look at me like that, I didn't do anything wrong, I--I-- Okay, okay! You talked me into it (Daffy races away, but comes back with a shovel and starts digging) I'll just dig ya up and then I'll tell Granny just what I told the bunny, then, you're mine.
The Playroom theatre is proud to present
(Lola draws back the curtains)
The Brave Little Tweety, Starring...Tweety!
(Granny [who's being the audience] claps with delight)
Once ...Ahem... Upon a Time, in the little town of Looneyville, All the villagers woke up to find a strange box.
(Sylvester, Lola and Daffy all wake up and looked at the box)
Nobody knew what it was or where it came from or even what was in it.
(They were still observing it and Daffy knocked on the lid of the box and inside came a large growl which scared them all)
(Tweety walks onto the stage, but gets immediate stage fright)
"Have no fear, Brave Little Tweety is here".
Have no fear! (Tweety stops and strains as he's trying to find the right words) Bwave Wittle Tweety is here!
(Taz sticks his arm out and turns the crank and then he jumps out like a Jack in the box and scares everyone, everyone screams and Lola runs away, Daffy tries to run but his pants accidentally falls down, he quickly pulls them back up and he and Sylvester run away in fear)
The villagers of Looneyville were scared, right out of their pants, But...The Brave Little Tweety saved them from the monster
(Taz roars at Tweety and so he runs away as well only to be stopped by Bugs)
(Taz still roaring tries to scare Tweety again, but this time, Tweety jumps on the box and pushes Taz back inside and sits on the lid, Lola, Sylvester and Daffy all run back and praise Tweety for his bravery)
And that's how the Brave Little Tweety saved the day And that's all folks
(Daffy, Lola and Sylvester all looking at the rain outside, at that moment a rain drop collects on the windowsill and Lola draws a circle around it)
(Another collects on Sylvester's side and so he draws a circle around it)
And they're off, Sylvester's Window Runner is moving quickly down the glass followed by Lola's Wet Head. Around the Curve it's Window Runner by a dribble. Into the stretch, Window Runner leads by a trickle. Headin' for home, it's Lola's Wet Head coming up on the outside. It's Sylvester's Window Runner, Lola's Wet Head, Window Runner, Wet Head and at the windowsill, Lola's Wet Head wins by a drip!
No fair, your raindrop cheated.
Hmm, Daffy, can raindrops cheat?
Sylvester says they can and I say No Way!
Okay, I'd just like to say that I think you both have spent a little too much time inside.
Ya' know, I think he's right.
(Lola and Sylvester just shrug their shoulders and leave)
Rain Rain go away, come again another day.
(Daffy turns away looking sad, then suddenly the sun comes out and the rain stops)
(Daffy looks outside looking very surprised)
(He turns to the other babies)
Hey Everybody, It stopped raining! Let's go outside and Play!
(The babies like the sound of that and so they all race outside to play)
[Taz lost his ability to spin after eating too many snacks and starts bawling into tears]
[consoling him] What's up, little doc?
[running covered in pink paint] I need to see the doctor I need to see a doctor i got chickenpox
You know how Granny said no playing until we're all washed up? Well, Taz won't take his bath.
Hold on there, whiskers. You mean, nobody gets playtime until everbody's squeaky clean?
MMelissa
I guess that's always been the rule.
Welp, sounds like there's only one thing we can do. We've got to get Taz into the bathtub.
Well, uh, first thing's first, has anyone seen my diaper?
Come on, Taz, your turn for a bath.
You gotta take a bath, Taz. Granny says so, or nobody gets playtime.
Step aside, I'll handle this. Now, look here, fur ball. You don't have to take a bath.
No, you could take a shower! Anything with soap and water involved! Please! I'm begging ya!
Me?! The least you could do, is say you're sorry!
You're the one who ought to be sorry!
If that's how you're gonna be, I'm taking my blocks back!
That's how I'm gonna be, because that's how…you're being!
Well, isn't this a nice bucket of peach pits? There they go, taking our fun with them.
Now, what are we gonna do?
Maybe there's a way to put this whole thing back together.
And how are you gonna do that?
Hmm… Bugs and Lola love playing hopscotch, right? So, here's what we're gonna do.
[While playing a game of soccer, Tweety uses a baseball bat to whack the soccer ball away from the goal and accidentally hits Granny, making her launch the laundry into the air and fall on the ground, and blames it on Daffy]
Oh, my stars! Now everything will have to be washed again. Okay, now. Who is responsible for this?
[twitching his left eye, then points to Daffy] Daffy did it!
[cringes in shock] Huh?! Who?! What?!
Did anyone see how this happened?
Nope. I didn't see anything.
What are you talking about?! I didn't kick the ball! Okay, I did kick the ball, but I didn't!
