Scenes with Granny 14
GrannyWhat in heaven's, Taz what are you crying about?
(Taz hold up the wheel from his toy car, Granny looks over and was surprised to see what was left of Taz's toy car)
Granny
You didn't break another of your toys did you?
(Taz nods his head indicating that he did)
Granny
Tasmanian Devil, how many times have I told you to take better care of your things, look at all the toys you've broken.
(Granny points to a pile of toys of which Taz has broken, Taz whimpers and cries once again feeling regret for his actions)
Granny
Now, now, there's no use crying over broken toys, or something like that.
(Taz sniffles then Granny holds a tissue to his nose, Taz takes a breath breath and gives a big blow, giving off a giant gust of wind causing Daffy's crown and cape to go flying)
Wow (talking to the audience) for a little guy, he sure holds a lot of air.
Granny
Oh look at them all playing together, aren't they precious, (looks on at the babies playing) Oh Bugs, Lola, Daffy, Sylvester and Taz, could you come over here?, I've got something I want to tell you.
But I just built my super-wondrous sand tasta castle.
Hewwo! Is anybody in there? Hewwo! (Tweety enters the dark room, climbs up a banister up to a handrail) Alwight, I'm tired of all these secwets!
(Tweety goes over to a light switch and as soon as he turns on the lights)
EEveryone
Surprise! Surprise! Happy birthday Tweety!
Supwise? Happy birthday? To me? Oh, you mean you all still wike me?
Of course we like ya doc.
Yeah silly bird, why wouldn't we like you?
This is what all the secwets were about?
Granny
Everyone pitched in to give you this surprise party, well, are you surprised?
I sure am Gwanny, this is the best birthday ever.
(Tweety blows a party whistle which causes Sylvester to jump to the celling in fright)
EEveryone
Happy birthday Tweety!
(Scene opens at the Baby Looney Tunes' house, with Bugs and Lola looking out the window at something amazing)
(Turns out it was a school bus Bugs and Lola were looking at and some kids were boarding it)
Some kids have all the luck
(Then Bugs and Lola have and idea)
BLBugs & Lola
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
(The two bunnies chuckle)
Let's go ask Granny if we can go to school
(The two race off to find Granny in the kitchen finishing a Gingerbread house)
BLBugs & Lola
Granny, Granny, Granny!
Granny
Land sakes kids, What's all the excitement about?
Granny
Oh, but you're too young
Too young?, we're already potty trained
Bugs? (Lola looks at Bugs knowingly)
Ehh, well uh, almost (Bugs says embarrassed)
I have an idea, if we're too young to go to real school, maybe we can play pretend school!
(Granny thinks about it, while Bugs and Lola tug on her dress)
BLBugs & Lola
Please Granny, Pleeeeease!
(Granny chuckles and pulls her dress away)
Granny
I guess it'll be okay [Granny pulls her Gingerbread House from the counter] As soon as I finish icing my Gingerbread House, School is officially in session
(Bugs and Lola cheer and start spinning around Granny, causing her loose her balance and fall to the floor and her Gingerbread house falls on her head, Granny removes some of the house from her eyes while Bugs and Lola come up to her and Lola takes a little taste of what's left of the Gingerbread house)
(All three laugh at the joke)
Bugs, Lola, Olly Olly Oxen free!
(The babies soon come out of their hiding spots and run over to Sylvester)
You gotta help me, Something terrible's happened in the kitchen
There's this big jar see, and one minute it's full of cookies and then, it isn't.
I ate 'em, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! (Sylvester breaks down crying on Bug's knees)
Eh, there's only one thing to do and that's tell Granny the truth, come on.
(Before they could leave, Daffy blocks their way)
Granny worked her fingers to the bone baking those cookies, slaving all day at a hot stove, You know how much she loves you, If she found out you ate them, it'll break her heart.
Oh, one of the usual suspects, (Daffy walks pass Bugs and makes his way to Tweety), Nah, too innocent, (walks over to Lola) Too good, (walks over to Taz who has his tongue sticking out) Too obvious, (finally making his way to a mirror) Aha! him!(But soon realises it's his own reflection), oop, my mistake, too trustworthy.
(At that moment, Granny walks in with the empty jar)
Granny
Oh my, does anyone know who ate all the cookies?
(Sylvester[still to ashamed to admit it] hides his head in a pink bucket)
Eh, as a master of fact--
(interrupting) We do, it was ahhh, a beast yeah and oh, what a beast it was!
Granny
My Stars, What was it like?
It was humongulous, A chocolate chip chomper, it smelled those chocolatey chips and chomped them.
Granny
Oh, that sounds just terrible, did you see it Tweety?
Poor guy, he's scared speechless
Granny
Was it simply dreadful Lola dear?
Tell her about it's teeth
Bigger than the Big Bad Wolf's.
Granny
You mean, every time I bake cookies that beast will eat them?
Granny
Then I'll bake a batch right away so I can see this beast myself
(Granny walks out of the playroom and Sylvester takes the bucket off)
Nice move Daff, We shoulda told the truth when we had the chance.
What are we gonna do now?
Granny wants to see a monster, Granny's gonna see a monster.
Oh Gwanny, come see, huwwy!
(Tweety runs and joins the others)
(Granny comes in holding a jar full of recently bakes cookies, she looks around and suddenly sees the "beast" that's been eating all her cookies growling and roaring at her)
Granny
Gracious sakes, there it is!
Eh, Never fear Granny, I'll take care of it.
(The "beast" still roaring makes it's way to Bugs and Granny, but Bugs is ready to fight it)
Take that and this and that too!, back you beast back!
Granny
My goodness Bugs, how brave.
Back, back! (then, unintentionally destroyed it's face) Eh, would you look at that, hee hee, I'm uh, tearing him to pieces.
(The face comes off to reveal Daffy as he looks at the audience)
(And with that, the monster falls apart reviling the other babies)
Um, Granny, There's something we gotta tell ya
(trying to make an excuse) It ate us, yeah! that's right, we were trapped in it's tummy, but we uh-- we uh-- Oh
Granny, there never was a Chocolate Chip Chomper.
(Scene opens at the Baby Looney Tunes house at night, in the bedroom, Bug's, Lola's and Daffy's beds are empty, this was because the babies are all playing, Bugs was playing with his toy rocket, Daffy was playing with a toy piano and Lola was playing with her doll Edna)
Bugs Bugs Bunny to pilot, Bugs Bunny to pilot, do you read me?
(Daffy playing his piano as the keys tinkle slow then fast)
Mmm, I love you too Baby Pumpkin Pants.
(Lola hugs her doll and it start to cry, surprising Lola at that moment Granny walks in)
Granny
Land-sakes what are you kids doing up so late? Do you have any idea what time it is?
BDBugs, Daffy and Lola
No.
Granny, Well, it's three o'clock in the morning, which is way past your bedtime, (Granny walks over to the curtains and closes them) First thing tomorrow, I'm going to teach you kids how to tell time.
What's so important about telling time?
Granny
Well, telling time comes in handy lots of ways, think of all the fun things you'd miss if you didn't known when to be there.
Well if it's okay with you Granny, I'm gonna skip it, telling time is for people who...who has nothing but time on their hands.
BLBugs and Lola
We don't have time on our hands.
Granny
That's just an old saying kids, you can skip the lesson if you want Daffy, But don't forget there's another old saying about time (Granny puts Daffy to bed and makes her way to the door) it waits for no one, nighty-night kids, pleasant dreams.
(Granny turns off the lights and leaves, while Daffy addresses the audience (I think))
(sighs) Ha, who does she think she's kidding? "Time waits for no one", that's the silliest thing I've ever (yawn) heard, ooh (And Daffy falls asleep)
[While playing a game of soccer, Tweety uses a baseball bat to whack the soccer ball away from the goal and accidentally hits Granny, making her launch the laundry into the air and fall on the ground, and blames it on Daffy]
Granny
Oh, my stars! Now everything will have to be washed again. Okay, now. Who is responsible for this?
Granny
Yes, Tweety?
[twitching his left eye, then points to Daffy] Daffy did it!
[cringes in shock] Huh?! Who?! What?!
Granny
Is this true, Daffy?
Granny
Did anyone see how this happened?
Nope. I didn't see anything.
What are you talking about?! I didn't kick the ball! Okay, I did kick the ball, but I didn't!
[sighs] Kisses and cookies. What more could the world's cutest pussycat want? [he and the other baby Tunes see a baby skunk showing up] What is that?
Granny
A new friend who's come to play. This is Baby Pepe.
[The other babies, except Sylvester and Daffy, rush towards Baby Pepe, greeting him]
Hi, kid. I'm Bugs. This is Taz.
[offering Baby Pepe a cookie] Mmm. Yum-yum, eat cookie.
[rubbing Baby Pepe's cheek] Isn't he the cutest?
Very, very cute, indeed. [gives Baby Pepe a hug]
Come meet Sylvester. Yeah, you're gonna be friends. [sets Baby Pepe in the baby carriage with Sylvester]
[takes the cookie before Baby Pepe tries to take it] Hold on, brother. That's mine! [Baby Pepe climbs on his face to get the cookie] Watch the face! Watch the face!
[Bugs sits at the kitchen table, sulking in humiliation over his magic show fail]
Granny
[consoling him] Bugs? Is that the end of the magic show, dear?
Granny, I don't even think there is such a thing as magic. Not anymore.
Granny
Of course there is, Bugs. There's magic everywhere. And with a little more practice, I'll bet you could be the best little magician there ever was. Let me see your hands. Hmm… Oh, clear as day.
[throwing a tantrum while playing a game of Copycatter] You little &@*#%! You're nothin' but a &@*#%! I never wanna play this &@*#%$ game, EVER AGAIN!
[The other baby Tunes are shocked at Daffy saying a bad word he heard from the garbage man]
I don't what the &@*#% you're talking about.
That word! What does it mean?
I don't know. It's a new word I just learned. You should try it.
[Granny enters the play room]
BTBaby Tunes
Hi, Granny! How the &@*#% are you?
Granny
[surprised with shock] Oh! My goodness, little ones, where did you hear a word like that? [The babies all point to Daffy; offended] Daffy, I'm surprised at you using such word.
What the &@*#% is wrong with using a word like &@*#%?
Granny
[hearing Taz bawling] Heavens what's all the rackus?
Sylvester stole Taz's sandwich piece when Taz wasn't.
(Scene opens at the Baby Looney Tunes house at dusk, The babies are all cheering for Bugs as he's "going" to the moon)
I'm flying the Super-Duper Moon Zoomer first, 'cause I've got the helmet
(Bugs puts a red bowl on his head)
I'm going right to the moon!
(Bugs leaves but then quickly comes back)
Then you guys can have a turn
(Bugs gives a salute)
Granny, Granny come quick, Bugs is getting ready to go!
(Tweety races over to Bugs and hugs him)
(Tweety hugs him tightly to wish him luck)
Come back save and sound and soon
(The rest of the babies climb onto chairs to help Bugs blast off)
Granny
Have a wonderful trip Bugs dear
(Bugs climbing into his self made rocket)
Don't worry, I got a strong heart and a steady hand, I could fly this thing
(door closes and Bugs falls in)
(Bugs peaks through the window)
(The babies count down and jump on the teeter-totter, but the rocket crashes down on the ground, Daffy and Sylvester race over to pull Bugs out of the wreckage, Bugs is okay but a little dazed, thinking that the back yard is the moon)
Wow, looks a lot like Earth
Your blast-off was a bust-up
(Bugs looks at the remains of his rocket)
Oh, I'll never get to the moon the way I'm going
(Granny walks over to the babies and talk sympathetically to Bugs)
Granny
Well perhaps you'll get there tomorrow dear, It's getting late now
(All the babies and Bugs all follow Granny into the house so they could all go to bed)
Granny
It's so nice of you to take the kids to see the Wormies Floyd.
Willy is my favourite wormy.
No problem Granny, they love the Wormies.
Uh-huh, especially Willy Wormy.
Granny
You kids be sure to stay close to Floyd today.
He's gonna take me backstage to meet Willy Wormy, right Floyd?
I'll try Bugs, we'll see if it's possible.
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