Scenes with Tweety 23
TTweety
Say everybody, what's all the whispering about? Uh, heh-heh, what's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
TTweety
If you guys have a secwet, you can tell me, I'm one of the best secwet keepwers awound.
(All the babies all talk telling Tweety that they don't have a secret and they don't know what he's talking about)
We were just...uh...playing a game.
Uh yeah, it's called..um.."who can whisper the softest".
Yeah and anyway! The secret isn't about you!
(The babies gasp and shush Daffy and Taz covers his mouth)
Heh-heh, you know Daffy, always kidding, heh-heh, well uh, we gotta go.
(All the babies wave bye to Tweety and say goodbye and they leave, with Bugs and Lola dragging Daffy along, Tweety is left standing confused)
Huh, what? I said the secret was NOT about him.
TTweety
Something stinks around here and it's not dirty diapers.
TTweety
Hewwo! Is anybody in there? Hewwo! (Tweety enters the dark room, climbs up a banister up to a handrail) Alwight, I'm tired of all these secwets!
(Tweety goes over to a light switch and as soon as he turns on the lights)
EEveryone
Surprise! Surprise! Happy birthday Tweety!
TTweety
Supwise? Happy birthday? To me? Oh, you mean you all still wike me?
Of course we like ya doc.
Yeah silly bird, why wouldn't we like you?
TTweety
This is what all the secwets were about?
Everyone pitched in to give you this surprise party, well, are you surprised?
TTweety
I sure am Gwanny, this is the best birthday ever.
(Tweety blows a party whistle which causes Sylvester to jump to the celling in fright)
EEveryone
Happy birthday Tweety!
(Meanwhile in the playroom, Sylvester and Tweety are playing with a ball, while Taz and Daffy are fighting over Harry Gary)
It's mine I tell ya, Mine, Mine, all Mine [Daffy acts like he's saw something] Hey look, It's the tooth fairy
(Taz looks and Daffy snatches Harry Gary of him, Taz groans sadly and begins to cry until, Bugs and Lola come sliding in)
Uh hey you guys, guess what
Granny said we can all play school
(Tweety and Sylvester all gasp excitedly)
(Unintentionally dropping Harry Gray, Taz picks him up and give him a big kiss)
What's so great about school anyway?
Lot's of stuff, you get to learn new things, like how to drink from a water fountain [Bugs stands on his tip-toes and pretends to slurp from a water fountain, once he's done, he gives a big sigh and wipes his mouth]
And make new friends and learn all their names
(Lola slightly pokes Sylvester and he gives a little giggle, Sylvester then runs to Daffy and pokes him as well, then he jumps underneath a pink pillow with only his tail showing, he then comes out with the pillow on top of his head)
There's all kinds of games to play
Taz Lunch time!
(Taz takes a sip from a bottle and gives a big burp, while the wind from his burp unintentionally ruffles Daffy's feathers, Daffy looks at himself)
Yeesh (while un-ruffling his feathers) Lunch, Shmuch, I've got better things to do
(Daffy pulls up his diaper and starts too walk away)
Okay Daffy, But you're gonna miss out on the chance to get lots of attention
(Daffy freezes and looks back)
Alright rabbit, ya got me, I'll give ya 20 seconds, what are you talking about?
'Bold textBugs: I'm talkin' about show and tell Daffy
It's that time in school when you get to talk in front of the whole class
And everyone has to listen to you
(Daffy begins to day dream that he's on a stage talking in front of a crowd while wearing a purple graduation robe and cap)
It all started when I was just an egg, Not just any egg mind you but a little brown speckled one and that, my friends is what makes me so great
(The crowed cheers while flowers and graduation caps are being thrown at Daffy and Daffy gives a bow, the dream cloud puffs as Daffy wakes up and shakes his head, indicating he changed his mind about school)
I love school, now where do I sign up?
(mood quickly changes and everyone heard Tweety crying on the couch, everyone comes up to see what's wrong)
What's the matter Tweety?
TTweety
I can't go to school with you guys
TTweety
well, for wone thing, I can't wead or wite, I can't even spell my own wittle name
(Tweety starts crying again and Taz starts cry as well, Daffy [annoyed] shakes his head and covers his ears)
It's alright, You don't have to know everything to go to school
(Taz sniffles)
Yeah, That's why we go to school, so we can learn all those things
All we need is a little practice
Now listen, I'm in charge and what I say goes and I say...!
(Before Bugs could finish there was a strange noise which causes Bugs to gasp and all the other babies to come out of their hiding spots)
(The noise comes again)
I don't know, But I've never heard anything like it before
And I never want to hear anything like it again!
(The noise comes again and scares the babies, the noise seems to be coming out side with the sun setting)
Ehh...It's nuttuin', Probably just a... Cute little forest creature.
(The noise sounds again)
It doesn't sound so little to me.
And definootily not cute.
(The noise comes again)
TTweety
D-D-Don't you think you should do something Bugs?
Me? Uh...yeah hee hee uh, no sweat, uh all's I gotta do it...
(The noise comes again but sounds even louder now)
(Bugs does exactly that and rushes over to the window and closes it and let's the window shade down as well)
What ya can't hear, can't hurt ya.
(But the noise comes through again and the window shade clatters up, this makes the babies all frighted again)
What's the matter with you fella? Let's have some fun!
(Bugs puts the CD player on and it plays a upbeat version of the Baby Looney Tunes Theme song, Bugs dances along and the other babies soon join in, but as they were dancing, Bugs accidentally knocks the CD player off the table and it falls to the floor and the music switches off leaving the babies all sad again, They all didn't notice the sun setting behind them and causes their shadows to become bigger and as the shadows reach the wall, the noise comes back again)
Sounds like some sort of Boogie-Woogie Monster.
A Five-headed Boogie-Woogie Monster!
(As the noise continues the shadows change into all sorts of scary shapes, first the shadow changes into a creature with sharp teeth and four arms)
TTweety
Ooh, What huge haiwy teeth it has!
(It soon changes again, into a round shape with and scary stair, big teeth and horns on it's head)
It's bigger than the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk!
(It changes again into a ghostly shape)
With a seriously bad attitude!
(The shadow soon turns into a monster and appears on the roof, Sylvester crouches down and covers his eyes in fear)
T-T-Tell me when it's gone
(The sun soon sets behind the trees and the shadow vanishes)
(Sylvester cautiously uncovers one eye and looks up and sees that everything is Okay, he stands up)
See, Nuttin' to be afraid of.
TTweety
Oh Gwacious! Taz is gone!
But he was just here, wasn't he?
Tazzie, Olly Olly, oxen free!
(The babies search everywhere for Taz, Lola searches under a bed, Bugs looks in a laundry basket but finds nothing but a sock, Sylvester looks behind pictures and Tweety looks under a rug, the scene cuts to the kitchen where Daffy is looking for Taz in the pots and pans, The babies all regroup all given up searching for Taz when the strange noise comes again, The babies all look at the door and realise that Taz must have gone outside, The babies all open the door and one by one they all peak their heads outside, First Bugs, Then Tweety and Lola, then Sylvester and finally Daffy, they all find Taz's foot prints on the path and they seem to be heading to the forest)
Do you think whatever's out there...(Gulps)...Is gonna get him?
Not if I can find him first!
Go out there?, alone?, No way!
Granny put you in charge.
Ehh...Right, I-I'm suppose to take care of everybody.
(And with that, Bugs walks out the door and goes in search of Taz)
That is the bravest thing I ever saw, Say... if he doesn't come back, can I be the boss?
(Lola looks angrily at Daffy)
(Little did the babies know, Granny was looking out the window as she saw everything, knowing that Bugs has gone looking for Taz, and so she continues painting what appears to be a red bird house)
(Meanwhile, out in the woods, Bugs was still looking for Taz, but he was feeling a little scared, knowing that he's out alone in the woods at night, as an owl hoots in the distance, Bugs becomes even more afraid)
Taz?, That you old b-b-buddy?, heh heh, uh, come out of there Taz.
(A wolf howls in the distance)
(At that moment, Bugs stops as he sees a trail of leaves on the path, still feeling scared, he tries to keep going, but it feels like something is following him with the leaves rustling until, there came the noise again and it was louder that before)
(This scared Bugs so much that he ran away screaming in fear, he soon reached a tree and thinking that the creature was following him, he went round and round in circles until he tripped on a rock which cause him to tumble down and eventually stopped, he then heard the leaves rustling again and was surprised Lola, Sylvester, Tweety and Daffy running around tree as well)
Hey, Hey, Hold it! What are you doin' out here?
We decided we couldn't let you go alone.
We couldn't let you face that beast by yourself.
TTweety
We saw you chasing it.
And your bravery made us brave.
Ehh... hee, I wasn't chasin', I was uh runnin', I was runnin' scared.
(The noise comes again causing the babies to gasp with fright and Daffy to jump in Bug's arms)
So, let's run scared together!
(The noise sounds) sounds like it's right over there! (unintentionally drops Daffy)
(Bugs makes his way to the bushes, moves the branches and gives a delightful smile)
This is unbelievable, come here!
(The rest of the babies walk over to the bushes and were surprised to discover that the creature was non other than Taz and the noise seemed to come from his horn)
(The babies race over to Taz who was still playing his horn, but when Bugs came over, Taz stops playing and hides his horn behind his back)
Ehh... What's the matter?
Oh... Taz horn make Bugs mad, Taz don't want make Bugs mad... Oh ho
(Bugs realised that Taz was talking about when Taz and blowing his horn too loudly in front of Taz and Bugs snatched it off him)
I'm awful sorry about that Taz (Bugs walks up to Taz) You play anywhere you wanna, anytime you wanna, anyway you wanna.
(Taz then resumes playing his horn and this time, Bugs doesn't mind)
Bugs, Lola, Olly Olly Oxen free!
(The babies soon come out of their hiding spots and run over to Sylvester)
TTweety
Were we hiding to well?
You gotta help me, Something terrible's happened in the kitchen
There's this big jar see, and one minute it's full of cookies and then, it isn't.
I ate 'em, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! (Sylvester breaks down crying on Bug's knees)
Eh, there's only one thing to do and that's tell Granny the truth, come on.
(Before they could leave, Daffy blocks their way)
Granny worked her fingers to the bone baking those cookies, slaving all day at a hot stove, You know how much she loves you, If she found out you ate them, it'll break her heart.
Oh, one of the usual suspects, (Daffy walks pass Bugs and makes his way to Tweety), Nah, too innocent, (walks over to Lola) Too good, (walks over to Taz who has his tongue sticking out) Too obvious, (finally making his way to a mirror) Aha! him!(But soon realises it's his own reflection), oop, my mistake, too trustworthy.
(At that moment, Granny walks in with the empty jar)
Oh my, does anyone know who ate all the cookies?
(Sylvester[still to ashamed to admit it] hides his head in a pink bucket)
Eh, as a master of fact--
(interrupting) We do, it was ahhh, a beast yeah and oh, what a beast it was!
My Stars, What was it like?
It was humongulous, A chocolate chip chomper, it smelled those chocolatey chips and chomped them.
Oh, that sounds just terrible, did you see it Tweety?
Poor guy, he's scared speechless
Was it simply dreadful Lola dear?
Tell her about it's teeth
Bigger than the Big Bad Wolf's.
You mean, every time I bake cookies that beast will eat them?
Then I'll bake a batch right away so I can see this beast myself
(Granny walks out of the playroom and Sylvester takes the bucket off)
Nice move Daff, We shoulda told the truth when we had the chance.
What are we gonna do now?
Granny wants to see a monster, Granny's gonna see a monster.
TTweety
Oh Gwanny, come see, huwwy!
(Tweety runs and joins the others)
(Granny comes in holding a jar full of recently bakes cookies, she looks around and suddenly sees the "beast" that's been eating all her cookies growling and roaring at her)
Gracious sakes, there it is!
Eh, Never fear Granny, I'll take care of it.
(The "beast" still roaring makes it's way to Bugs and Granny, but Bugs is ready to fight it)
Take that and this and that too!, back you beast back!
My goodness Bugs, how brave.
Back, back! (then, unintentionally destroyed it's face) Eh, would you look at that, hee hee, I'm uh, tearing him to pieces.
(The face comes off to reveal Daffy as he looks at the audience)
(And with that, the monster falls apart reviling the other babies)
Um, Granny, There's something we gotta tell ya
(trying to make an excuse) It ate us, yeah! that's right, we were trapped in it's tummy, but we uh-- we uh-- Oh
Granny, there never was a Chocolate Chip Chomper.
I didn't do it!, The diaper was dirty was dirty when I got there!
Calm down Daffy, you were just dreaming.
Oh, oh yeah, I was dreaming that the rain stopped and the sun came out and we all went outside to play.
TTweety
We could pway a game inside.
But we've already played with every toy in the nursery.
TTweety
How many times is that?
DBDaffy, Bugs and Lola
Too many!
If only something fun would happen, then we wouldn't be so bored.
Well now that we have it, what do we do with it?
TTweety
Well, Gwanny told us to use our imagination, so I'm going to imagine that it's the most beautiful house in the world.
(laughs) That's the silliest idea I've ever heard, it's not a house, it's a pirate ship.
No, about Tweety's idea being silly, anyone can see that it's the world's fastest racing car.
Now why would they see that?, it's really a rocket ship to Mars, you can tell by looking at it.
(The babies soon argue about what the box could be until--)
WAIT! There's only one way to find out what this thing really is.
I'm glad you see things my way.
No Daffy, I mean let's play house, then pirates, then racing car and then Rocket ship.
I get it and which ever is the most fun, wins.
Bugs to Earth, Bugs to Earth, come in Earth, I'm ready to land on Mars, Hmm, I wonder if there's any life here on Mars, I said, I wonder if there is any life here on Mars!, C'mon you guys, you're not even trying to have fan!
Some fun, I had a much better time playing the pirate ship.
Well I still say the racing car was the best.
TTweety
And I wiked pwaying house.
(The babies soon start to argue again)
(The babies stop briefly while Bugs gives an embarrassed smile, then the tugging resumes until the babies slip and the box goes flying and then crashes)
(It is revealed that the box has merged into a house, a pirate ship, a racing car and rocket ship all in one)
TTweety
I'm not sure, but I think it a wacing piwate house wocket.
But there's no such thing.
TTweety
There is if you use your imagination.
The Playroom theatre is proud to present
(Lola draws back the curtains)
The Brave Little Tweety, Starring...Tweety!
(Granny [who's being the audience] claps with delight)
Once ...Ahem... Upon a Time, in the little town of Looneyville, All the villagers woke up to find a strange box.
(Sylvester, Lola and Daffy all wake up and looked at the box)
Nobody knew what it was or where it came from or even what was in it.
(They were still observing it and Daffy knocked on the lid of the box and inside came a large growl which scared them all)
(Tweety walks onto the stage, but gets immediate stage fright)
"Have no fear, Brave Little Tweety is here".
TTweety
Have no fear! (Tweety stops and strains as he's trying to find the right words) Bwave Wittle Tweety is here!
(Taz sticks his arm out and turns the crank and then he jumps out like a Jack in the box and scares everyone, everyone screams and Lola runs away, Daffy tries to run but his pants accidentally falls down, he quickly pulls them back up and he and Sylvester run away in fear)
The villagers of Looneyville were scared, right out of their pants, But...The Brave Little Tweety saved them from the monster
(Taz roars at Tweety and so he runs away as well only to be stopped by Bugs)
(Taz still roaring tries to scare Tweety again, but this time, Tweety jumps on the box and pushes Taz back inside and sits on the lid, Lola, Sylvester and Daffy all run back and praise Tweety for his bravery)
And that's how the Brave Little Tweety saved the day And that's all folks
Me?! The least you could do, is say you're sorry!
You're the one who ought to be sorry!
If that's how you're gonna be, I'm taking my blocks back!
That's how I'm gonna be, because that's how…you're being!
Well, isn't this a nice bucket of peach pits? There they go, taking our fun with them.
Now, what are we gonna do?
TTweety
Maybe there's a way to put this whole thing back together.
And how are you gonna do that?
TTweety
Hmm… Bugs and Lola love playing hopscotch, right? So, here's what we're gonna do.
[While playing a game of soccer, Tweety uses a baseball bat to whack the soccer ball away from the goal and accidentally hits Granny, making her launch the laundry into the air and fall on the ground, and blames it on Daffy]
Oh, my stars! Now everything will have to be washed again. Okay, now. Who is responsible for this?
TTweety
[twitching his left eye, then points to Daffy] Daffy did it!
[cringes in shock] Huh?! Who?! What?!
Did anyone see how this happened?
Nope. I didn't see anything.
What are you talking about?! I didn't kick the ball! Okay, I did kick the ball, but I didn't!
[sighs] Kisses and cookies. What more could the world's cutest pussycat want? [he and the other baby Tunes see a baby skunk showing up] What is that?
A new friend who's come to play. This is Baby Pepe.
[The other babies, except Sylvester and Daffy, rush towards Baby Pepe, greeting him]
Hi, kid. I'm Bugs. This is Taz.
[offering Baby Pepe a cookie] Mmm. Yum-yum, eat cookie.
[rubbing Baby Pepe's cheek] Isn't he the cutest?
TTweety
Very, very cute, indeed. [gives Baby Pepe a hug]
Come meet Sylvester. Yeah, you're gonna be friends. [sets Baby Pepe in the baby carriage with Sylvester]
[takes the cookie before Baby Pepe tries to take it] Hold on, brother. That's mine! [Baby Pepe climbs on his face to get the cookie] Watch the face! Watch the face!
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