Baby Looney Tunes · 51 quotesDDaffy
[running covered in pink paint] I need to see the doctor I need to see a doctor i got chickenpox
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Lines by Daffy 1
Scenes with Daffy 35
What in heaven's, Taz what are you crying about?
(Taz hold up the wheel from his toy car, Granny looks over and was surprised to see what was left of Taz's toy car)
You didn't break another of your toys did you?
(Taz nods his head indicating that he did)
Tasmanian Devil, how many times have I told you to take better care of your things, look at all the toys you've broken.
(Granny points to a pile of toys of which Taz has broken, Taz whimpers and cries once again feeling regret for his actions)
Now, now, there's no use crying over broken toys, or something like that.
DDaffy
Hmmph.
(Taz sniffles then Granny holds a tissue to his nose, Taz takes a breath breath and gives a big blow, giving off a giant gust of wind causing Daffy's crown and cape to go flying)
DDaffy
Wow (talking to the audience) for a little guy, he sure holds a lot of air.
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BBugs
Hey Tazzie, You wanna play Smash-Up Derby with us?
Uh-uh.
BBugs
Oh come on, I think your little clown guy will fit right into my truck here.
(gasp) No!, Taz no play!
DDaffy
Come on Taz, play with us.
No!
BBugs
What good if having a toy you can't play with?
(Taz runs to the end of a shelf where he is cornered by Bugs and Daffy)
DDaffy
C'mon Tazzie, you know you wanna play with that toy.
BBugs
Yeah, Put him in the truck then we'll crash 'em together.
(Taz started to think, then he saw the top of the shelf and that's when he had and idea, he started spinning and began to climb the shelf)
BBugs
Hey, what are you doing?
DDaffy
Get down from there!
(Taz soon made it to the top, but then suddenly airplanes started to fly pass him, causing Taz to growl with annoyance, It's then revealed that they were coming from a mobile on the roof of the playroom, two more fly pass Taz but as the third one passes, Taz knocks it while growling, the sudden knock causes the strings off the planes to get tangled and eventually stopped, Taz becomes stratified and puts his toy clown down, waves at it then looks down at Bugs and Daffy, who would've witness his previous endeavour, Taz then proceeds to climb down)
Blaaah! (Blows a raspberry at them)
(Bugs and Daffy looked at each other confused)
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Oh look at them all playing together, aren't they precious, (looks on at the babies playing) Oh Bugs, Lola, Daffy, Sylvester and Taz, could you come over here?, I've got something I want to tell you.
BBugs
Okay Granny!
Coming Granny!
DDaffy
But I just built my super-wondrous sand tasta castle.
Taz like castle.
DDaffy
No touchy.
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Say everybody, what's all the whispering about? Uh, heh-heh, what's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
I don't have a thing.
If you guys have a secwet, you can tell me, I'm one of the best secwet keepwers awound.
(All the babies all talk telling Tweety that they don't have a secret and they don't know what he's talking about)
BBugs
We were just...uh...playing a game.
Uh yeah, it's called..um.."who can whisper the softest".
DDaffy
Yeah and anyway! The secret isn't about you!
(The babies gasp and shush Daffy and Taz covers his mouth)
BBugs
Heh-heh, you know Daffy, always kidding, heh-heh, well uh, we gotta go.
(All the babies wave bye to Tweety and say goodbye and they leave, with Bugs and Lola dragging Daffy along, Tweety is left standing confused)
DDaffy
Huh, what? I said the secret was NOT about him.
Something stinks around here and it's not dirty diapers.
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(Meanwhile in the playroom, Sylvester and Tweety are playing with a ball, while Taz and Daffy are fighting over Harry Gary)
Taz want Harry Gary!
DDaffy
It's mine I tell ya, Mine, Mine, all Mine [Daffy acts like he's saw something] Hey look, It's the tooth fairy
(Taz looks and Daffy snatches Harry Gary of him, Taz groans sadly and begins to cry until, Bugs and Lola come sliding in)
BBugs
Uh hey you guys, guess what
Granny said we can all play school
(Tweety and Sylvester all gasp excitedly)
DDaffy
Ah, who cares?
(Unintentionally dropping Harry Gray, Taz picks him up and give him a big kiss)
DDaffy
What's so great about school anyway?
BBugs
Lot's of stuff, you get to learn new things, like how to drink from a water fountain [Bugs stands on his tip-toes and pretends to slurp from a water fountain, once he's done, he gives a big sigh and wipes his mouth]
And make new friends and learn all their names
(Lola slightly pokes Sylvester and he gives a little giggle, Sylvester then runs to Daffy and pokes him as well, then he jumps underneath a pink pillow with only his tail showing, he then comes out with the pillow on top of his head)
There's all kinds of games to play
Taz Lunch time!
(Taz takes a sip from a bottle and gives a big burp, while the wind from his burp unintentionally ruffles Daffy's feathers, Daffy looks at himself)
DDaffy
Yeesh (while un-ruffling his feathers) Lunch, Shmuch, I've got better things to do
(Daffy pulls up his diaper and starts too walk away)
BBugs
Okay Daffy, But you're gonna miss out on the chance to get lots of attention
(Daffy freezes and looks back)
DDaffy
Alright rabbit, ya got me, I'll give ya 20 seconds, what are you talking about?
'Bold textBugs: I'm talkin' about show and tell Daffy
It's that time in school when you get to talk in front of the whole class
And everyone has to listen to you
DDaffy
Everyone?
(Daffy begins to day dream that he's on a stage talking in front of a crowd while wearing a purple graduation robe and cap)
DDaffy
It all started when I was just an egg, Not just any egg mind you but a little brown speckled one and that, my friends is what makes me so great
(The crowed cheers while flowers and graduation caps are being thrown at Daffy and Daffy gives a bow, the dream cloud puffs as Daffy wakes up and shakes his head, indicating he changed his mind about school)
DDaffy
I love school, now where do I sign up?
(mood quickly changes and everyone heard Tweety crying on the couch, everyone comes up to see what's wrong)
BBugs
What's the matter Tweety?
I can't go to school with you guys
Why not?
I'm not weady
What do you mean?
well, for wone thing, I can't wead or wite, I can't even spell my own wittle name
(Tweety starts crying again and Taz starts cry as well, Daffy [annoyed] shakes his head and covers his ears)
BBugs
It's alright, You don't have to know everything to go to school
Weally?
(Taz sniffles)
Really?
Yeah, That's why we go to school, so we can learn all those things
BBugs
All we need is a little practice
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BBugs
Now listen, I'm in charge and what I say goes and I say...!
(Before Bugs could finish there was a strange noise which causes Bugs to gasp and all the other babies to come out of their hiding spots)
DDaffy
Um...What was that?
(The noise comes again)
I don't know, But I've never heard anything like it before
And I never want to hear anything like it again!
(The noise comes again and scares the babies, the noise seems to be coming out side with the sun setting)
BBugs
Ehh...It's nuttuin', Probably just a... Cute little forest creature.
(The noise sounds again)
It doesn't sound so little to me.
DDaffy
And definootily not cute.
(The noise comes again)
D-D-Don't you think you should do something Bugs?
Yeah, you're in charge
BBugs
Me? Uh...yeah hee hee uh, no sweat, uh all's I gotta do it...
(The noise comes again but sounds even louder now)
BBugs
Uh, close the window!
(Bugs does exactly that and rushes over to the window and closes it and let's the window shade down as well)
BBugs
What ya can't hear, can't hurt ya.
(But the noise comes through again and the window shade clatters up, this makes the babies all frighted again)
BBugs
What's the matter with you fella? Let's have some fun!
(Bugs puts the CD player on and it plays a upbeat version of the Baby Looney Tunes Theme song, Bugs dances along and the other babies soon join in, but as they were dancing, Bugs accidentally knocks the CD player off the table and it falls to the floor and the music switches off leaving the babies all sad again, They all didn't notice the sun setting behind them and causes their shadows to become bigger and as the shadows reach the wall, the noise comes back again)
What is it?
DDaffy
Sounds like some sort of Boogie-Woogie Monster.
A Five-headed Boogie-Woogie Monster!
(As the noise continues the shadows change into all sorts of scary shapes, first the shadow changes into a creature with sharp teeth and four arms)
Ooh, What huge haiwy teeth it has!
(It soon changes again, into a round shape with and scary stair, big teeth and horns on it's head)
It's bigger than the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk!
(It changes again into a ghostly shape)
DDaffy
With a seriously bad attitude!
(The shadow soon turns into a monster and appears on the roof, Sylvester crouches down and covers his eyes in fear)
T-T-Tell me when it's gone
(The sun soon sets behind the trees and the shadow vanishes)
BBugs
It's gone!
(Sylvester cautiously uncovers one eye and looks up and sees that everything is Okay, he stands up)
BBugs
See, Nuttin' to be afraid of.
Oh Gwacious! Taz is gone!
But he was just here, wasn't he?
BBugs
Taz?, Taz?, Taaaz!
DDaffy
Tazzie, Olly Olly, oxen free!
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(The babies search everywhere for Taz, Lola searches under a bed, Bugs looks in a laundry basket but finds nothing but a sock, Sylvester looks behind pictures and Tweety looks under a rug, the scene cuts to the kitchen where Daffy is looking for Taz in the pots and pans, The babies all regroup all given up searching for Taz when the strange noise comes again, The babies all look at the door and realise that Taz must have gone outside, The babies all open the door and one by one they all peak their heads outside, First Bugs, Then Tweety and Lola, then Sylvester and finally Daffy, they all find Taz's foot prints on the path and they seem to be heading to the forest)
Oh no, Taz?
Do you think whatever's out there...(Gulps)...Is gonna get him?
BBugs
Not if I can find him first!
Go out there?, alone?, No way!
DDaffy
Granny put you in charge.
BBugs
Ehh...Right, I-I'm suppose to take care of everybody.
(And with that, Bugs walks out the door and goes in search of Taz)
DDaffy
That is the bravest thing I ever saw, Say... if he doesn't come back, can I be the boss?
(Lola looks angrily at Daffy)
DDaffy
Heh.
(Little did the babies know, Granny was looking out the window as she saw everything, knowing that Bugs has gone looking for Taz, and so she continues painting what appears to be a red bird house)
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(Meanwhile, out in the woods, Bugs was still looking for Taz, but he was feeling a little scared, knowing that he's out alone in the woods at night, as an owl hoots in the distance, Bugs becomes even more afraid)
BBugs
Taz?, That you old b-b-buddy?, heh heh, uh, come out of there Taz.
(A wolf howls in the distance)
BBugs
T-T-Taaaazzie!
(At that moment, Bugs stops as he sees a trail of leaves on the path, still feeling scared, he tries to keep going, but it feels like something is following him with the leaves rustling until, there came the noise again and it was louder that before)
BBugs
YIKE!
(This scared Bugs so much that he ran away screaming in fear, he soon reached a tree and thinking that the creature was following him, he went round and round in circles until he tripped on a rock which cause him to tumble down and eventually stopped, he then heard the leaves rustling again and was surprised Lola, Sylvester, Tweety and Daffy running around tree as well)
BBugs
Hey, Hey, Hold it! What are you doin' out here?
We decided we couldn't let you go alone.
We couldn't let you face that beast by yourself.
We saw you chasing it.
DDaffy
And your bravery made us brave.
BBugs
Ehh... hee, I wasn't chasin', I was uh runnin', I was runnin' scared.
(The noise comes again causing the babies to gasp with fright and Daffy to jump in Bug's arms)
DDaffy
So, let's run scared together!
It sounds awful close
BBugs
(The noise sounds) sounds like it's right over there! (unintentionally drops Daffy)
(Bugs makes his way to the bushes, moves the branches and gives a delightful smile)
What is it Bugs?
DDaffy
What do ya see?
BBugs
This is unbelievable, come here!
(The rest of the babies walk over to the bushes and were surprised to discover that the creature was non other than Taz and the noise seemed to come from his horn)
Taz?
It was Taz all along.
(The babies race over to Taz who was still playing his horn, but when Bugs came over, Taz stops playing and hides his horn behind his back)
BBugs
Ehh... What's the matter?
Oh... Taz horn make Bugs mad, Taz don't want make Bugs mad... Oh ho
(Bugs realised that Taz was talking about when Taz and blowing his horn too loudly in front of Taz and Bugs snatched it off him)
BBugs
I'm awful sorry about that Taz (Bugs walks up to Taz) You play anywhere you wanna, anytime you wanna, anyway you wanna.
Huh, Bugs mean it?
BBugs
Sure I do
(Taz then resumes playing his horn and this time, Bugs doesn't mind)
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Bugs, Lola, Olly Olly Oxen free!
(The babies soon come out of their hiding spots and run over to Sylvester)
Were we hiding to well?
You gotta help me, Something terrible's happened in the kitchen
BBugs
What?
There's this big jar see, and one minute it's full of cookies and then, it isn't.
What happened to them?
I ate 'em, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! (Sylvester breaks down crying on Bug's knees)
BBugs
Eh, there's only one thing to do and that's tell Granny the truth, come on.
(Before they could leave, Daffy blocks their way)
DDaffy
Ya can't do that!
BBugs
Eh, Why not?
DDaffy
Granny worked her fingers to the bone baking those cookies, slaving all day at a hot stove, You know how much she loves you, If she found out you ate them, it'll break her heart.
Oh no, what'll I do?
DDaffy
Blame somebody else.
BBugs
What?!, like who?
DDaffy
Oh, one of the usual suspects, (Daffy walks pass Bugs and makes his way to Tweety), Nah, too innocent, (walks over to Lola) Too good, (walks over to Taz who has his tongue sticking out) Too obvious, (finally making his way to a mirror) Aha! him!(But soon realises it's his own reflection), oop, my mistake, too trustworthy.
(At that moment, Granny walks in with the empty jar)
Oh my, does anyone know who ate all the cookies?
(Sylvester[still to ashamed to admit it] hides his head in a pink bucket)
BBugs
Eh, as a master of fact--
DDaffy
(interrupting) We do, it was ahhh, a beast yeah and oh, what a beast it was!
My Stars, What was it like?
DDaffy
It was humongulous, A chocolate chip chomper, it smelled those chocolatey chips and chomped them.
Oh, that sounds just terrible, did you see it Tweety?
Uh?
DDaffy
Poor guy, he's scared speechless
Was it simply dreadful Lola dear?
DDaffy
Tell her about it's teeth
Teeth?...Um...Teeth!
DDaffy
Bigger than the Big Bad Wolf's.
You mean, every time I bake cookies that beast will eat them?
DDaffy
Oh you betcha Granny.
Then I'll bake a batch right away so I can see this beast myself
(Granny walks out of the playroom and Sylvester takes the bucket off)
BBugs
Nice move Daff, We shoulda told the truth when we had the chance.
What are we gonna do now?
DDaffy
Granny wants to see a monster, Granny's gonna see a monster.
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Oh Gwanny, come see, huwwy!
(Tweety runs and joins the others)
BBugs
Everybody ready?
(Granny comes in holding a jar full of recently bakes cookies, she looks around and suddenly sees the "beast" that's been eating all her cookies growling and roaring at her)
Gracious sakes, there it is!
BBugs
Eh, Never fear Granny, I'll take care of it.
(The "beast" still roaring makes it's way to Bugs and Granny, but Bugs is ready to fight it)
BBugs
Take that and this and that too!, back you beast back!
My goodness Bugs, how brave.
BBugs
Back, back! (then, unintentionally destroyed it's face) Eh, would you look at that, hee hee, I'm uh, tearing him to pieces.
(The face comes off to reveal Daffy as he looks at the audience)
DDaffy
Uh-Oh
(And with that, the monster falls apart reviling the other babies)
BBugs
Um, Granny, There's something we gotta tell ya
DDaffy
(trying to make an excuse) It ate us, yeah! that's right, we were trapped in it's tummy, but we uh-- we uh-- Oh
BBugs
Granny, there never was a Chocolate Chip Chomper.
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BBugs
Daffy...eh, Daffy?
DDaffy
I didn't do it!, The diaper was dirty was dirty when I got there!
Calm down Daffy, you were just dreaming.
DDaffy
Oh, oh yeah, I was dreaming that the rain stopped and the sun came out and we all went outside to play.
We could pway a game inside.
BBugs
But we've already played with every toy in the nursery.
Twice.
How many times is that?
DBDaffy, Bugs and Lola
Too many!
BBugs
If only something fun would happen, then we wouldn't be so bored.
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BBugs
Well now that we have it, what do we do with it?
Well, Gwanny told us to use our imagination, so I'm going to imagine that it's the most beautiful house in the world.
(laughs) That's the silliest idea I've ever heard, it's not a house, it's a pirate ship.
DDaffy
Lola's right.
BBugs
About the pirate ship?
DDaffy
No, about Tweety's idea being silly, anyone can see that it's the world's fastest racing car.
BBugs
Now why would they see that?, it's really a rocket ship to Mars, you can tell by looking at it.
(The babies soon argue about what the box could be until--)
BBugs
WAIT! There's only one way to find out what this thing really is.
DDaffy
I'm glad you see things my way.
BBugs
No Daffy, I mean let's play house, then pirates, then racing car and then Rocket ship.
I get it and which ever is the most fun, wins.
BBugs
Right.
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BBugs
Bugs to Earth, Bugs to Earth, come in Earth, I'm ready to land on Mars, Hmm, I wonder if there's any life here on Mars, I said, I wonder if there is any life here on Mars!, C'mon you guys, you're not even trying to have fan!
Some fun, I had a much better time playing the pirate ship.
DDaffy
Well I still say the racing car was the best.
And I wiked pwaying house.
(The babies soon start to argue again)
Give it to me!
DDaffy
It's mine!
I saw it first!
BBugs
Well I saw it third!
(The babies stop briefly while Bugs gives an embarrassed smile, then the tugging resumes until the babies slip and the box goes flying and then crashes)
Hey look!
(It is revealed that the box has merged into a house, a pirate ship, a racing car and rocket ship all in one)
Ooooh!, Ahhhhh!
What is it?
I'm not sure, but I think it a wacing piwate house wocket.
DDaffy
But there's no such thing.
There is if you use your imagination.
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(Scene opens at the Baby Looney Tunes house at night, in the bedroom, Bug's, Lola's and Daffy's beds are empty, this was because the babies are all playing, Bugs was playing with his toy rocket, Daffy was playing with a toy piano and Lola was playing with her doll Edna)
Bugs Bugs Bunny to pilot, Bugs Bunny to pilot, do you read me?
(Daffy playing his piano as the keys tinkle slow then fast)
Mmm, I love you too Baby Pumpkin Pants.
(Lola hugs her doll and it start to cry, surprising Lola at that moment Granny walks in)
Land-sakes what are you kids doing up so late? Do you have any idea what time it is?
BDBugs, Daffy and Lola
No.
Granny, Well, it's three o'clock in the morning, which is way past your bedtime, (Granny walks over to the curtains and closes them) First thing tomorrow, I'm going to teach you kids how to tell time.
What's so important about telling time?
Well, telling time comes in handy lots of ways, think of all the fun things you'd miss if you didn't known when to be there.
DDaffy
Well if it's okay with you Granny, I'm gonna skip it, telling time is for people who...who has nothing but time on their hands.
BLBugs and Lola
We don't have time on our hands.
That's just an old saying kids, you can skip the lesson if you want Daffy, But don't forget there's another old saying about time (Granny puts Daffy to bed and makes her way to the door) it waits for no one, nighty-night kids, pleasant dreams.
(Granny turns off the lights and leaves, while Daffy addresses the audience (I think))
DDaffy
(sighs) Ha, who does she think she's kidding? "Time waits for no one", that's the silliest thing I've ever (yawn) heard, ooh (And Daffy falls asleep)
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