(Meanwhile in the playroom, Sylvester and Tweety are playing with a ball, while Taz and Daffy are fighting over Harry Gary)
Taz want Harry Gary!
It's mine I tell ya, Mine, Mine, all Mine [Daffy acts like he's saw something] Hey look, It's the tooth fairy
(Taz looks and Daffy snatches Harry Gary of him, Taz groans sadly and begins to cry until, Bugs and Lola come sliding in)
Uh hey you guys, guess what
Granny said we can all play school
(Tweety and Sylvester all gasp excitedly)
Ah, who cares?
(Unintentionally dropping Harry Gray, Taz picks him up and give him a big kiss)
What's so great about school anyway?
Lot's of stuff, you get to learn new things, like how to drink from a water fountain [Bugs stands on his tip-toes and pretends to slurp from a water fountain, once he's done, he gives a big sigh and wipes his mouth]
And make new friends and learn all their names
(Lola slightly pokes Sylvester and he gives a little giggle, Sylvester then runs to Daffy and pokes him as well, then he jumps underneath a pink pillow with only his tail showing, he then comes out with the pillow on top of his head)
There's all kinds of games to play
Taz Lunch time!
(Taz takes a sip from a bottle and gives a big burp, while the wind from his burp unintentionally ruffles Daffy's feathers, Daffy looks at himself)
Yeesh (while un-ruffling his feathers) Lunch, Shmuch, I've got better things to do
(Daffy pulls up his diaper and starts too walk away)
Okay Daffy, But you're gonna miss out on the chance to get lots of attention
(Daffy freezes and looks back)
Alright rabbit, ya got me, I'll give ya 20 seconds, what are you talking about?
'Bold textBugs: I'm talkin' about show and tell Daffy
It's that time in school when you get to talk in front of the whole class
And everyone has to listen to you
Everyone?
(Daffy begins to day dream that he's on a stage talking in front of a crowd while wearing a purple graduation robe and cap)
It all started when I was just an egg, Not just any egg mind you but a little brown speckled one and that, my friends is what makes me so great
(The crowed cheers while flowers and graduation caps are being thrown at Daffy and Daffy gives a bow, the dream cloud puffs as Daffy wakes up and shakes his head, indicating he changed his mind about school)
I love school, now where do I sign up?
(mood quickly changes and everyone heard Tweety crying on the couch, everyone comes up to see what's wrong)
What's the matter Tweety?
I can't go to school with you guys
Why not?
I'm not weady
What do you mean?
well, for wone thing, I can't wead or wite, I can't even spell my own wittle name
(Tweety starts crying again and Taz starts cry as well, Daffy [annoyed] shakes his head and covers his ears)
It's alright, You don't have to know everything to go to school
Weally?
(Taz sniffles)
Really?
Yeah, That's why we go to school, so we can learn all those things
All we need is a little practice
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