Bugs, Lola, Olly Olly Oxen free!
(The babies soon come out of their hiding spots and run over to Sylvester)
Were we hiding to well?
You gotta help me, Something terrible's happened in the kitchen
What?
There's this big jar see, and one minute it's full of cookies and then, it isn't.
What happened to them?
I ate 'em, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! (Sylvester breaks down crying on Bug's knees)
Eh, there's only one thing to do and that's tell Granny the truth, come on.
(Before they could leave, Daffy blocks their way)
Ya can't do that!
Eh, Why not?
Granny worked her fingers to the bone baking those cookies, slaving all day at a hot stove, You know how much she loves you, If she found out you ate them, it'll break her heart.
Oh no, what'll I do?
Blame somebody else.
What?!, like who?
Oh, one of the usual suspects, (Daffy walks pass Bugs and makes his way to Tweety), Nah, too innocent, (walks over to Lola) Too good, (walks over to Taz who has his tongue sticking out) Too obvious, (finally making his way to a mirror) Aha! him!(But soon realises it's his own reflection), oop, my mistake, too trustworthy.
(At that moment, Granny walks in with the empty jar)
Oh my, does anyone know who ate all the cookies?
(Sylvester[still to ashamed to admit it] hides his head in a pink bucket)
Eh, as a master of fact--
(interrupting) We do, it was ahhh, a beast yeah and oh, what a beast it was!
My Stars, What was it like?
It was humongulous, A chocolate chip chomper, it smelled those chocolatey chips and chomped them.
Oh, that sounds just terrible, did you see it Tweety?
Uh?
Poor guy, he's scared speechless
Was it simply dreadful Lola dear?
Tell her about it's teeth
Teeth?...Um...Teeth!
Bigger than the Big Bad Wolf's.
You mean, every time I bake cookies that beast will eat them?
Oh you betcha Granny.
Then I'll bake a batch right away so I can see this beast myself
(Granny walks out of the playroom and Sylvester takes the bucket off)
Nice move Daff, We shoulda told the truth when we had the chance.
What are we gonna do now?
Granny wants to see a monster, Granny's gonna see a monster.
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