Tamara
I walked in on my Mom making out with her friend Claire.
Jenna
Your mom's gay?
Tamara
No! She's a lesb-utante! She keeps it strictly above the belt, but it was a TS sitch, so my mom's letting me go on the trip to keep me from telling my Grandma. Little does she know, I'm totes equal opportunity!
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