Warden quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Tell me exactly what you saw.

Well, Sir, it looked like a flying bison.

A what?

It was a giant flying buffalo, Sir, with an empty saddle.

Which was it? A buffalo or a bison?

Uh, I'm not sure what the difference is, but that's not really the point is it, Sir?

[angry] I'll decide what the point is, fool!

You! Wake up the Captain. Search the entire rig!

Sir?

What!?

That was the Captain you just threw overboard, sir. So...

Then wake up someone I haven't thrown overboard and search the rig! There's something going on here and I don't like it.

No, please! I can't swim!

Don't worry. I hear cowards float.

Get the fugitives and throw them in the cooler.

Uh, they are in a cooler, sir.

ONE THAT'S BOLTED DOWN AND NOT FLOATING IN THE WATER!

I'm telling you - it wasn't me!

Save your breath! I know you've been working together. You threw Chit Sang in the very cooler they used to escape. It was all part of your plan.

That was just a coincidence!

Sir, there's someone to see you.

(furiously) Who told you to interrupt me?! (sees Azula and falls to his knees)

Azula

I did.

(uneasily) Princess Azula... it is an honor to welcome you to the Fire Nation's most exemplary prison. I didn't realize you were coming.

Azula

Who is this? (she approaches and looks at the guard being interrogated)

He's a guard who was involved in a recent and feeble escape attempt.

It wasn't me!

Quiet, you!

Azula

(dryly) You're wasting your time. (turns to leave) That's not one of them.

How do you know?

Azula

(smirking) Because I'm a people person.