Earthbenders! You don't know me, but I know of you. Every child of my water tribe village was rocked to sleep with stories of the brave Earth Kingdom and the courageous earthbenders who guard its borders. Some of you may think that the Fire Nation has made you powerless. Yes, they have taken away your ability to bend, but they can't take away your courage and it is your courage they should truly fear! Because it runs deeper than any mine you've been forced to dig, any ocean that keeps you far from home. It is the strength of your hearts that make you who you are, hearts that will remain unbroken when all rock and stone has eroded away. The time to fight back is now! I can tell you the Avatar has returned! So remember your courage, earthbenders, let us fight for our freedom!
Tell me exactly what you saw.
Well, Sir, it looked like a flying bison.
A what?
It was a giant flying buffalo, Sir, with an empty saddle.
Which was it? A buffalo or a bison?
Uh, I'm not sure what the difference is, but that's not really the point is it, Sir?
[angry] I'll decide what the point is, fool!
[Warden throws the Captain over the railing. A scream trails off into nothing as a splash of water is heard. Cut back to the Warden and the remaining guard]
You! Wake up the Captain. Search the entire rig!
Sir?
What!?
That was the Captain you just threw overboard, sir. So...
Then wake up someone I haven't thrown overboard and search the rig! There's something going on here and I don't like it.
For the Earth Kingdom, ATTACK!
No, please! I can't swim!
Don't worry. I hear cowards float.
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