Toph quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Sokka

(referring to the bright stars overhead) Wow, this really makes you realise how insignificant we all are.

Meh, if you haven't seen anything before, you've seen it a thousand times.

Sokka

Oh, man! You've NEVER not seen anything like this before!.

Aang

What should we do today?

I'm tapped out. I already picked my toes. Twice.

Aang

Twice?

The first time's for cleaning, but the second time's just for the sweet picking sensation.

It's hot today.

Aang

How hot is it?

I dunno, really hot?

Katara

It's so hot, it's so hot! Th-That Momo's shedding like Appa! Huh huh? (waits for a reply or laugh)

Aang

I guess the jokes don´t run in the family.

Katara

Oh, everybody's a critic!

You noodlebrains don't have a clue what you're doing. I miss Sokka.

Katara

Ooh! I got one! If you miss him so much, why don't you marry him?! (Katara grins, Toph turns over)

Aang

(is silent, then blows away a nearby bug with Airbending)

Sokka's coming! (sits up excitedly then tries to look casual about it)

Sokka

Hey guys. How ya doin? (they all hug him)

Aang

Sokka!

You're back!

Katara

We missed you so much.

Aang

Say something funny!

Sokka

Funny how? (Aang and Katara start laughing) What's their deal?

(turns away trying to seem casual) I don't know. They missed you or something... (blushes) I didn't care.

Sokka

Thanks. That warms my heart.

Katara

You mean after all Roku and Sozin went through together, even after Roku showed him mercy, Sozin betrayed him like that?

It's like these people are born bad.

Aang

No, that's wrong. I don't think that was the point of what Roku showed me at all.

Sokka

Then what was the point?

Aang

Roku was just as much Fire Nation as Sozin was, right? If anything, their story proves anyone is capable of great good and great evil. Everyone, even the Fire Lord and the Fire Nation, have to be treated like they're worth giving a chance. And I think it was about friendships too.

Do you really think friendships can last more than one lifetime?

Aang

[Aang takes Toph's hand] I don't see why not.[Katara takes Toph's other]

Sokka

Well, scientifically speaking there's no way to prove that-

Katara

OH SOKKA JUST HOLD HANDS.

Katara

This isn't something we should make a habit of doing.

Why? Because it's fun? And you hate fun?

Katara

I don't hate fun. (puts Momo on her head) See? Fun!

Sokka

Toph, when I was in town I found something you're not going to like (unfurls a wanted poster)

Well it sounds like a sheet of paper. But I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper.

Sokka

It's a wanted poster, of you! They've nicknamed you "The Runaway"

A wanted poster! That's so great! "The Runaway"! I love my new nickname! Is there a picture of me? Does it look good?

Sokka

(looks at the poster) Well yeah, actually, it does look pretty good.

Katara

Where have you two been? Off scamming again?

Yes, we were.

Katara

Oh really? And you don't think this is dangerous at all?

No, I don't.

Katara

Well then, what's this? (brandishes the same wanted poster)

(seriously irritated) I don't know! I mean, seriously, what's with you people?! I'm blind!

Sokka

Hey, I've got it, the perfect name for that guy. "Combustion Man"!

Good job, Sokka. Now let's get out of here before Combustion Man catches us!

Sokka

See? It fits so well!

Wait a minute, it's a trap!

Katara

(sarcastically) Really? No kidding! Is that why we're trapped in a wooden cage right now? Gee, I wonder how you figured out it was a trap!

Not for us, Katara. We're the bait. He wants Aang!

Katara

Ugh! I can't believe I was so stupid! See, this is exactly why I'm against these scams, I knew this would happen!

...But it was your idea.

Katara

I know. I wanted to show you I'm not so motherly. That I can have fun too.

Katara, you are fun, if nothing else, you're at least fun to argue with.

Aang

I'd steer clear of the sea prunes.

I thought they were ocean kumquats.

Aang

Close enough.

Maybe the Moon Spirit just turned mean.

Sokka

(outraged) The Moon Spirit is a gentle, loving lady! She rules the sky with compassion and... lunar goodness!

Aang

(walking up) Old Man Ding?

(hits his thumb with the hammer) Eeh, yeow! Aw, dang blame it! What? Can't you see I'm busy. 'Got a full moon rising. And why does everyone call me that? I'm not that old. (tries to pick up a fallen) Aww...well, I'm young at heart. Not ready to get snapped up by some moon monster, yet, at least.

Sokka

(takes over the hammering) We wanted to ask you about that.

Aang

Did you get a good look at the spirit that took you?

Didn't see no spirit. Just felt something come over me, like I was possessed. Forced me to start walking toward the mountain. I tried to fight it, but I couldn't control my own limbs. (demonstrates a walk like he's possessed) It just about had me into a cave up there. And I looked up at the moon, for what I thought would be my last glimpse of light. But then, the sun started to rise. And I got control of myself again! I just high-tailed it away from that mountain as quick as I could!

Sokka

Why would a spirit want to take people to a mountain?

Oh, no!!! I did hear people screaming under the mountain. The missing villagers must still be there.

Aang

Goodnight, Katara. Goodnight, Sokka. Goodnight, Toph. Goodnight,Appa. Goodnight, Momo. Goodnight Appa and Momo-

GO TO SLEEP ALREADY!

No way! Is that- (the Hippo picks her up and hugs her)

Hippo happy to see Blind Bandit.

You guys here for a rematch?

Boulder

Negatory. The Boulder and the Hippo no longer fight for others' entertainment. Now we fight for our kingdom!

(suddenly happy) Sweet!