Toph quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Katara

(After spotting the giant sand mushroom cloud made by Aang) What is that?

What? What is what?

Sokka

(under the influence of the cactus water) It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!

Katara

Let's just keep moving. I hope Aang's okay.

Sokka

(hallucinating, waving arms) FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!!! Mushy giant friend!!

(thinking that Suki is Sokka) Oh, Sokka! You saved me! (kisses Suki on the cheek]

Suki

Um, actually, it's me.

Oh.... well, heh heh. You can go ahead and let me drown now.

Sokka

It's so dark down here. I can't see a thing.

(Sarcastically) Oh no, what a nightmare!

Sokka

Sorry.

Katara

The King is throwing a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear.

Aang

Don't you mean platypus bear?

Katara

No, it just says, 'bear'.

Sokka

Certainly you mean his pet skunk bear?

Or his armadillo bear?

Aang

Gopher bear?

Katara

Just, 'bear'.

This place is weird.

Katara

Look, the inner wall. I can't believe we finally made it to Ba Sing Se in one piece.

Sokka

Hey don't jinx it! We could still be attacked by some giant, exploding Fire Nation spoon. Or find out the city's been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp.

You been hitting the cactus juice again?

Sokka

I'm just saying, weird stuff happens to us. [A large man sucking on a cob of corn sits between Sokka and Toph]

Katara

Toph, aren't you gonna get ready for the day?

I'm ready.

Katara

Aren't you gonna clean up? You've got a little dirt on your....everywhere actually.

You call it dirt. I call it a healthy coating of earth.

Sokka

Hey, I thought designing the "Lost Appa" poster was my job! I've been working all day on my Appa!

Aang

Sokka, the arrow is on Appa's head.

Sokka

This is his head!

Katara

Why are feet coming out of it?

Sokka

Those are his horns! I haven't seen him in a while, okay?

Well, it looks just like him to me.

Sokka

Oh, thanks, I worked really--[breaks off, remembering that Toph is blind]...Why do you feel the need to do that?

Sokka

We'll split up to cover more area. Toph, I guess you should just come with me.

(Grumpily) Why? Because you think I can't put up posters on my own!? (Swipes glue across a wall, snatches a poster from Sokka, and slams it backwards onto the paste).

It's upside-down, isn't it? I'll just go with Sokka.

Was this guy your boyfriend or something?

Katara

What?! No!

(teasing, sing-song tone) I can tell you're lying~!

(speaking for the only time on-screen) There's no time. Just go. We'll take care of him. He's our leader.

Jet

Don't worry Katara, I'll be fine.

(sadly as she's walking away to Sokka) He's lying.

(Next to the Earth King while riding Appa bear-back) First time flying?

Earth King

It's both exciting and terrifying.

Yeah, I hate it too.

(To Sokka) How we doing?

Sokka

Things couldn't get much worse.

Sokka

The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?

You make it too easy! (The serpent is about to attack but changes target to the Fire Nation ship when it is hit by a Fire Ball)

Sokka

Thank you, The Universe!

Sokka

Great job with the cloud camo, but next time, let's disguise ourselves as the kinda cloud that knows how to keep its mouth shut!

(sarcastically) Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird to hear us chatting up there and turn us in.

Sokka

(Hushed tone) Hey, we're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds!

Aang

I'm not ready to leave yet. I'm having fun for once, just being a normal kid. You don't know what it's like, Sokka. You get to be normal all the time.

Ha ha. (Sokka narrows his eyes at Toph)

Aang

Listen, guys, those kids are the future of the Fire Nation. If we want to change this place for the better, we need to show them a little of freedom.

Sokka

What could you possibly do for a country of depraved little fire monsters?

Aang

I'm gonna throw them... a secret dance party! (Aang does a silly little dance, and everybody stares at him)