Toph quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Aang

Where is he?! Where's the Fire Lord?!

Azula

Hmm. You mean I'm not good enough for you? You're hurting my feelings.

Sokka

Stop wasting our time and give us the information! You're powerless, so you're in no position to refuse.

And stick to the truth. I'll be able to tell if you're lying.

Azula

Are you sure? I'm a pretty good liar. I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus-bear with pink horns and silver wings.

Sokka

Wait! Toph, Aang, stop attacking! Don't you see what she's doing? She's just playing with us! She's not even trying to win this fight.

Azula

Not true. I'm giving it my all.

You're trying to keep us here and waste all our time!

Azula

Right. I think your friend just said that, genius. And since you can't see, I should tell you, I'm rolling my eyes.

Sokka

She's just baiting you again.

This way. That way's a dead end.

Sokka

What would we do without you?

Perish and burn in magma.

Sokka

Yeah, pretty much!

We're here!

Katara

(Can't see the temple) Uh, Toph, I think your feet need their eyes checked.

Zuko

So far, this intermission is the best part of the play.

Sokka

Apparently, the playwright thinks I'm an idiot who tells bad jokes about meat all the time.

Suki

Yeah. You tell bad jokes about plenty of other topics.

Sokka

I know!

Aang

At least the Sokka actor kinda looks like you. But that woman playing the Avatar doesn't resemble me at all!

I don't know. You are more in touch with your feminine side than most guys.

Katara

Relax, Aang. They're not accurate portrayals. It's not like I'm a preachy crybaby who can't resist giving over-emotional speeches about hope all the time.

Katara

What?

Aang

Yeah... that's not you at all.

Geez, everyone is getting so upset about their characters. Even you seem more down than usual. And that's saying something.

Zuko

You don't get it. It's different for you. You get a muscly version of yourself taking down ten bad guys at once and making sassy remarks.

Yeah, that's pretty great.

Zuko

But for me, it takes all the mistakes I have made in my life and shoves them back in my face. My uncle. He's always been on my side even when thing were bad. He was there for me. He taught me so much. And how do I repay him? With a knife in his back. It's my greatest regret and I may never get to redeem myself.

You have redeemed yourself to your uncle. You don't realize it, but you already have.

Zuko

How do you know?

Beacause I once had a long conversation with the guy. And all he would talk about was you.

Zuko

Really?

Yeah, and it was kind of annoying.

Zuko

Oh, sorry.

But it was also very sweet. All your uncle wanted was for you to follow your own path and see the light. Now you're here with us. He'd be proud. (Toph punches him on the shoulder)

Zuko

Ow! What was that for?!

That's how I show affection.

Zuko

That... Wasn't a good play.

Aang

I'll say.

Katara

No kidding.

Suki

Horrible.

You said it.

Sokka

But the effects were decent.

So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?

Sokka

Whatever makes the training seem more realistic.

Sweetness!

Wait a minute...has anyone noticed that Momo's missing too?

Sokka

(horrified) Oh no....I knew it was only a matter of time! (runs to Appa) Appa ate Momo!(opens Appa's mouth) Momo, I'm coming for ya, buddy!

Katara

Sokka, Appa didn't eat Momo. He's probably with Aang.

Sokka

That's just what Appa wants you to think!

Zuko

Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka.

Katara

I have a surprise for everyone!

I knew it! You did have a secret thing with Haru!

June

Nyla! (Throws juicy meat to Nyla).

June

Who's my little, mmm, shnuffly, wuffly.

June

Whoa! Careful there. Okay, so who's got something with the Avatar's scent on it?

Katara

I have Aang's staff.

Zuko

Well, what does that mean?

June

Means you're friend's gone!

We know he's gone, that's why we're trying to find him.

June

No I mean he's gone gone. He doesn't exist!

Sokka

What do you mean, Aang doesn't "exist." Do you mean he's, you know, dead?

June

Nope, we could find him if he were dead. Ah, that's a real headscratcher. See ya!

Helpful, real Helpful!

Zuko

Wait, I have another idea. There's only one other person in this world who can help us face the firelord. I'll be right back with a smell sample.

Zuko

Uncle, you're the only person other than the Avatar who can possibly defeat the father Lord.

(realizing what Zuko said): You mean the Fire Lord.

Zuko

(sharply) That's what I just said.

Suki

It's weird to say, but the comet actually looks beautiful.

Too bad the Fire Lord's about to use it to destroy the world.

Sokka

Good work, Toph. Time to take control of the ship. Take the wheel.

(sarcastically) That's a great idea, let the blind girl steer the giant airship.

Sokka

I was talking to Suki.

That would make a lot more sense.