Sokka quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Katara

(to Sokka, excited) Do you think we'll really find airbenders?

Sokka

Do you want me to be like you or totally honest?

Katara

Are you saying I'm a liar?

Sokka

I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing, basically.

Sokka

So then the question became, how do you keep a lid on hot air?

Katara

Awww, if we only knew.

Sokka

I'm not one to complain, but can't Appa fly any higher?

Aang

I've got an idea, why don't we all get on your back and you can fly us to the North Pole?

Sokka

[To Princess Yue] So, you're a princess? You know, back home I'm kind of like a prince.

Katara

[scoffs] Prince of what?!

Sokka

A LOT OF THINGS!

Katara

[sarcastically] My apologies, Prince Sokka.

So it looks like I'm going to be in town for a while. I'm thinking maybe we could ... do an activity together?

Yue

Do an activity? *smiles at Sokka*

Sokka

*Stuffs his mouth with some food, swallows it, then coughs.*

Katara

*Smirking* Very smooth.

Katara

How's warrior training going?

Aang

That bad?

Sokka

No, it's Princess Yue. I don't get it; one minute she wants to go out with me, the next she's telling me to get lost! So, how's waterbending training?

Aang

Master Poop-head won't teach her because she's a girl.

Sokka

Why don't you just teach her, Aang?

Katara

Why didn't I think of that? At night, you can teach me whatever moves you learned from Master Pakku. That way, you have someone to practice with and I get to learn waterbending. Everyone's happy!

Sokka

I'm not happy.

Katara

But you're never happy. Come on, Aang.

Aang

(as they are about to leave a KO'd Zuko in the snow) Wait. We can't just leave him here.

Sokka

Sure we can.(suddenly becomes very determined) Let's go.

Aang

No. If we leave him, he'll die. (goes to pick up the unresponsive Zuko)

Sokka

(mockingly, as they take off on Appa) Yeah, this makes a alot of sense. Let's bring the guy who's constantly trying to kill us!

Katara

(to Sokka) Sokka, why is your forehead all red?

(to Katara and Aang) Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you... (points to Aang in the background) I think that kid might be the Avatar!

Sokka

(slaps forehead, red mark gets bigger)

Katara

Sokka, you've got an elbow leech!

Sokka

Where? Where?

Katara

Where do you think?

Katara

(Sigh) This is just going to be a bunch of guys chucking rocks at each other, isn't it?

Sokka

That's what I paid for.

Aang

(to Toph) I don't really want to fight you. I want to talk to you.

Sokka

BOO! NO TALKING!

Katara

Don't boo at him! [hits Sokka on the arm]

Sokka

You know, now I'm really glad I bought this bag. It matches the belt perfectly!

Katara

(sarcastically) That is a BIG relief!

What're you doing here, Twinkle Toes?

Aang

How'd you know it was me?

Sokka

Don't answer to twinkle toes, its not manly!

Katara

You're the one whose bag matches his belt!

Um, I'll take the belt back. [Sokka undoes it then throws it to Toph, but it hits her on the head and knocks her down] Oww!

Sokka

Sorry.

Who's Zuko?

Sokka

Oh just some angry freak with a ponytail who's tracked us all over the world.

Katara

What's wrong with ponytails, Ponytail?

Sokka

This (points to ponytail) is a warrior's wolf-tail.

Katara

Well it certainly tells the other warriors that you're fun and perky.