Sokka quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Katara

Sokka!

Sokka

What happened?

Katara

You were in the spirit world for 24 hours. How do you feel?

Sokka

Like I seriously have to use the bathroom! [runs off]

Katara

Sokka! You're a genius!

Aang

Wait. How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work!

Sokka

Come on, Aang. Let her dream.

Katara

You're right, Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.

Aang

Did the definition of 'genius' change in the last hundred years?

I got him, come on!

Sokka

Oh, what? I'm not good enough to kidnap?

Katara

Aang, I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.

Aang

No, Katara, it's not.

Iroh

Yeah, it kind of is.

Zuko

[charing up] Give me the boy.

You give us the scroll.

Sokka

You're really gonna hand over the Avatar for a stupid piece of parchment!?

Zuko

[about Sokka] Don't listen to him! He's trying to turn us against each other.

([o Sokka about Aang] Your friend is the Avatar?

Sokka

Sure is, and I'll bet he'll fetch a lot more on the black market then that fancy scroll.

Zuko

Shut your mouth, you Water Tribe peasant!

Aang

[sternly] Yeah, Sokka. You really should shut your mouth...

Sokka

[still trying to con the priates] I'm just sayin', it's bad business sense. Just imagine how much the Fire Lord would pay for the Avatar. You guys would be set for life!

Sokka

Think about it. Somehow Prince Zuko and the Fire Nation keep finding us. It's because they spot Appa; he's just too noticeable.

Katara

What?! Appa's not too noticeable!

Sokka

(sarcastically) He's a gigantic fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kinda hard to miss him!

Aang

[soothing Appa] Sokka's just jealous 'cause he doesn't have an arrow.

Katara

[mockingly] Well, I don't know, Aang. Why don't you ask Sokka's instincts? They seem to know everything!

Sokka

[sarcastically] Ha ha, very funny.

Aang

I'm tired of carrying this pack.

Katara

You know who you should ask to carry it for awhile? Sokka's instincts!

Aang

Hey, that's a great idea! Hey! Sokka's instincts! Would you mind--?

Aang

But we thought you were going to the dam. How come you went to the town insted?

Katara

Let me guess, Your instincts told you?

Sokka

Hey, sometimes they're right.

Aang

Uh, Sokka, you know we're going the wrong way right?

Katara

Sokka, you're supposed to put the tarp on top of the tent. You know, so we don't get rained on?

Sokka

Ordinarily you'd be right, but seeing as it's the dry season, you're not. Besides, that tarp makes a pretty warm blanket.

Katara

But what if it does rain?

Sokka

What if it doesn't? Then I would've put the tarp up for nothing.

Katara

Arrgh! You're infuriating!

Sokka

Katara, why don't you worry about gathering the firewood, cause that kindling's looking pretty sorry.

Katara

Well if you don't like my firewood...!

Sokka

Fine by me! If you're not gonna do your job...!

Aang

Okay, guys, I got the grub if you guys got the... Hey, where's the campfire? And what happened to the tent?

Sokka

Why don't you ask Miss Know-It-All, queen of the twigs.

Katara

Oh, yeah, well you're Mr. Lazy Bum, king of the.. [picks up a twig and throws it at Sokka] ..tents!

Sokka

That's some luck you knew Jin Wai and Wai Jin.

Aang

You could call it luck... Or you could call it lying.

Sokka

What?!

Aang

I made the whole thing up.

Katara

[shocked] You did not! [then, in devilish admiration] That is so wrong.

Sokka

I'm too young to die!

I'm not, but I still don't wanna!

Sokka

You can't really tell the future.

Katara

I guess you're not really getting wet then.

Sokka

Ah ah aha ah ah [starts gibbering] Of course she predicted it was gonna rain. The sky's been gray all day!

Katara

Just admit you might be wrong and you can come under the umbrella.

Sokka

Look, I'm gonna predict the future now. It's going to keep drizzling. See?

Aang

Not everyone has the gift, Sokka.

Sokka

Look! Can your fortune telling explain that?

[scoffs] Can your science explain how it rains?

Sokka

Yes! Yes it can!

Sokka

I can't believe all these saps! Someone really needs to scream some sense into these people.

Aang

They seem happy, Sokka.

Sokka

Not for long. I'm gonna prove to them Aunt Wu's predictions are nonsense. (he turns to a villager) Hey, you! I bet Aunt Wu told you to wear those red slippers, right?

Yeah. She said I'd meet my true love wearing red slippers.

Every day.

Sokka

No offense, but I hope this has taught everyone a lesson about not relying too much on fortune telling.

But Aunt Wu predicted the village wouldn't be destroyed, and it wasn't! She was right, after all.

Sokka

I hate you.

Zuko

(to Katara) Where is he? Where's the Avatar?

Sokka

We split up; he's long gone.

Zuko

How stupid do you think I am?

Sokka

Pretty stupid. RUN!