Ally quotes from Austin & Ally

Trish

You and Kira can be twinzies. I'm just glad we're besties.

Ally

Me too. *they hug* I never got to sing my song at the beach club. So, I'm gonna sing it right now. I wrote it for you; it's about our friendship.

Trish

Really? [Ally nods]

Trish

Hey, it is the most worthy cause there is.

Ally

Making a child's wish come true!

Trish

Nope! Making me look good for a big promotion. But that child wish thing too.

Austin

Well, that's the last of the decorations. (walks over to Ally)"

Ally

(looks up) Hey, look. We're under the mistletoe again. (laughs nervously)

Austin

(laughs nervously) Wha'ddya know? (romantic music plays as they lean in)

Trish

(Dez and Trish barge through) Look Out!

Dez

Austin Dolls coming through!

Austin

They're here!

Austin

This isn't right! (Austin doll has long hair)

Ally

They all have long, flowing princess hair! ...Long, flowing, gorgeous princess hair...

Trish

The toy company also makes Princess Priscilla dolls. There must have been a mix-up at the factory.

Austin

I can't give these freak show dolls to the kids! It'll ruin their Christmas.

Dez

I have to write Santa a new letter. I am not replacing my teddy bear with one of these mutants.

Ally

Let's do our warm-ups. Row, row, row your boat (rest of Ally's team begins) gently down the stream.

Austin

Ally it's for you, it's the 1800s; they want their song back.

Ally

You know why I'm so crazy about glee club? It's the one thing where I get to do everything. The music, the choreography, it's all mine.

Austin

I get it. That's what I get to do with my concerts. Only I'm not an annoying control freak.

Ally

Not what your band says...

Austin

You're Roxy Rocket?

Ally

Yup! I couldn't stand the thought of not writing with you anymore. But, if I write under an alias like Roxy Rocket, then Ronnie will never know it's me!

Austin

That's genius!

Ally

Ronnie, writing songs for Austin makes me a better artist. And that's the artist you signed! So let me get right to the point. I will keep writing for Austin, you will not drop me from the label, and you're gonna like it!

Dez

Yeah, you tell him, Ally! (Ally high fives him and he falls)

Hey, no one talks to Ronnie Ramone like that. I'm impressed, and a little frightened. Look, Ally, I'd rather let you keep writing for Austin than lose you as an artist.

Ally

Really? Thank you, Ronnie, you will not regret it.

I better not.

Ally

I get it! She has good skin.

Dez

Ooh, jealous much?

Ally

I'm not jealous. I just get this weird, burning feeling in my chest every time I think about Austin with another girl.

Trish

Yeah, that's jealousy.

Austin

Well, if we're not going to be together, it's only a matter of time before one of us meets someone else.

Ally

You think it's time for us to move on and date other people?

Austin

Maybe. Whatever happens, I just want you to be happy.

Ally

I want you to be happy too.

Austin

You know what, this whole time, I've been trying to please you. But why should I care what you think? Why should I care what anyone thinks? I know I rock.

Ally

Yeah.

Trish

He's back!

Dez

The Electric Avenger!

Ally

Never known anyone like you before.

Someone who can make me smile when I've fallen down on the floor.

Austin

(sits between Ally and Gavin) Sorry to interrupt, but I really need your help, Ally.

Ally

Can't it wait?

Austin

No, this is really important. I'm trying to finish a melody to a song we were supposed to write together. Should it go (plays piano keys) Bum bum bum bum. Or, bum bum bum boom.

Ally

Austin, I can't believe it.

Austin

I know. I'm really sorry I ruined your show.

Ally

No, I mean you and Piper. I'm really happy for you.

Austin

Thanks. So, you're not mad at me for causing all this?

Ally

No, I think it's romantic you made a fool of yourself to impress a girl.

Austin

But I ruined your modelling début.

Ally

Eh, I'm sure I would've ruined it sooner or later. Have you seen me walk in heels? (Poses; trips and falls on Austin.)

Trish

So what was that all about? For the last month, all you've talked about is Gavin asking you to prom.

Ally

I know. Its just after our last talk, I don't think Gavin's right for me.

Trish

Because of the pig mud run?

Ally

(stands up) It's more than that. He also invited me to a chicken mud run. It's the same thing, but with chickens.

Trish

So are you gonna break up with him?

Ally

I don't know. I'm gonna tell him to go to the chicken mud run without me, so I have some time to think. All I know is, I'd rather stay home, than go to prom with the wrong guy.

Trish

I hear ya. I wish I was going with Jace instead of Chuck. He won't leave me alone! And his poems are getting worse!

Ally

(reading the poem) "I have a new girl, her name is Trish. I lie awake dreaming of our first kish"

Trish

There is no way I'm kishing him!

Austin

(smiles) Hey, we never got to do that slow dance. Whattaya say?

Ally

(blushes and smiles) I'd love to.

Ally

So, why did you and Piper break up?

Austin

(smiles) Because I still have feelings for you. I've always liked you. I guess I never stopped.

Ally

(smiles) I feel the same way. I always dreamed of going to prom with the perfect guy. And the perfect guy is you.

Austin

(blushes) So, I didn't bring a horse, or fireworks or anything, and, it's a little late, but... would you be my prom date?

Ally

(smiling) Yes.

Austin

(runs into the store) "I am the Electric Avenger!"

Dez

(runs into the store) "And. I'm his trusty sidekick, Spark Plug!"

Ally

Austin, you look awesome! And Dez, you look like…a garbage can"

Dez

I was so busy working on Austin's costume, I don't have enough time to work on mine. But, I'm still a Superhero who keeps the streets clean of crime! And trash