[On the journey to pick up the bath]
Right! Let’s play Road Kill Cricket!
How’s that work?
Anything dead your side of the road you score runs, anything their side they do!
How do you mean runs?
One for each leg: a dead chicken’s worth two, that goat would have been four if we’d started.
So a centipede’s a ton, right?
No insects! You’re being silly now Wyman.
Oh, forgive me.
What about a snake?
That’s a tricky one Oz, it doesn’t have any legs but it is an animal so it should qualify…
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