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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet · Season 1, Episode 15

Howard, Dennis and others in “Unfinished Business”

Morning, Dennis!

How do! [Howard gets out of his Range Rover with the plans.]

There's been another slight change in the plans. The kitchens this time.

Don't tell me... they only have to be big enough to fit, er, one microwave oven?

Close, close. Well, let's go and see how far your lads have got, shall we?

Ah, morning, fellas. It's a bit early for a tea break, isn't it?

Aye. Howay, lads, shape up a bit, eh?

If ya took them stupid glasses off, Hedgehog, and had a look about you'd see there's nae teacups lying around. That's 'cos it's not a tea break, it's a strike!

[Incredulously] A strike?!

That's right, sunbeam. A strike.

Ah, well you'd better sort this out with your gaffer.

No, you sort it out with yours! You tell Ally Fraser nothing gets done here 'til he upgrades his conversion! And, more importantly, he takes the squeeze of Dennis!

Look, Neville...

It's all right, Den, we're all determined about this.

Hey, now, what's going on here?

Look, you got the message, didn't you, Hedgehog, eh? Piss off and pass it on to Fraser.

Right. If that's the way you boys want it. [Howard storms off.]

[Knowing Fraser will send his goons down to confront them] Thanks a bunch. [Sits on a broken toilet] Thanks a bunch.

Nev told wor all about it, yer kna, everything.

So I gather.

Dennis... it seemed like a choice between doing this job properly or being loyal to you.

So, what happened?

Well, we figured we can do both.

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