There's a river near where I live that's as good a stretch of salmon fishing as any. Not that I'm allowed to fish it. Toffs bought all the rights. But that doesn't stop ol' Bomber!
I'm glad we came, aren't you?
I'm glad I got here, mate. I nearly took a wrong road at Siegen.
It's just so... I dunno, different. It's like I'm seein' the real Germany.
Right, well you know, if you're gonna broaden our horizons, Nev, we've gotta escape from the confines of our professional situation.
Aye, that's what I'm always saying. Well, words to that effect.
Right. That's Oz's problem, you see, Nev. He's got no desire to educate himself, has he? [Neville shakes his head] Or acquire a knowledge of the outside world.
You're right.
Elaine Surtees was just the same.
Who?
That, er... that girl I was telling you about, you know?
Oh, aye. Droitwich. The moustache.
Right, right, yeah. As you say. D'you know, the height of her ambition, Neville, was a semi in Codsall, right, and two weeks in the year in Magaluf. Nah, she... she would have stifled me, Neville.
Aye, I'll bet.
There's no salmon fishing where I come from, y'know. I fished a canal once, though. Caught a plimsoll and a couple of contraceptives.
Good evening. I think you need more pils?
Oh, aye! Bring 'em over!
My shout. What do you want?
I'll have a pils. [Bomber points to his glass]
Pils, please. [The landlord asks for a word with Dennis]
You need more, erm... I must get another... [He can't think of the word.]
Crates? Crates, mate.
Crates! Yes, crate.
Are we getting through 'em that fast, are we?
That's good drinking, yes?
Cheers.
I'll bring it. [Heads to the back. Dennis joins the others, continuing the song]
[To Neville] Are you glad you came, son?
Aye, certainly. Brilliant, man.
Hey, Den, Den, Den! I was just saying... just saying to Neville it broadens the horizons, don't it?
It's a funny thing, though.
What is?
I kind of miss old Oz.
Hör mal! Das ist nicht ein Motorrad. (Hold up! That's not your motorbike!) [The figure runs off.] Halt! Komm mal her! (Stop! Come back here!)
Gentlemen! Gentlemen, I think someone try to steal the motorbike.
[Stands up, as does Dennis] What?!
It is there.
Did you see who it was?
No, he... he disappeared.
Ah, you never left the key in, did you, Barry?
Yeah... [The lads shout at Barry]
That's asking for it, wasn't it?
I didn't think there'd be any trouble like that 'round here, did I?
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