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Army Wives · Season 3, Episode 8

“Post and Prejudice” quotes from Army Wives

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“Post and Prejudice” · Season 3, Episode 8

In this episode: Joan Burton (3), Roxy LeBlanc (2), 2nd Lieutenant Trevor LeBlanc (2), Dr. Roland Burton (2), Pamela Moran (1)

[sees Joan] Hey! Mommy's home.

Only for a few minutes.

But you do have time for lunch right?

[playing with Sara Elizabeth] Hmm?

Lunch.

If it's quick. [takes out a file and reads]

[takes food out of oven] It's not only quick, my dear. It's ready. [brings plate to Joan] First course, ginger shrimp Thai dumplings. You mince the shrimp–– [Joan takes a dumpling and puts it in her mouth without saying a word] ...and let it marinate for three hours in ginger sauce. Add a little fresh cilantro and sc–– [Joan takes another without looking up] ...scallions.

[Joan is still preoccupied]

[awkwardly] Glad you like 'em. [looks at Joan writing in her file] A grocery list?

[continues writing] Jostling my battle strategy.

It's a good thing these war games start tomorrow. I like my wife back for at least a little while before she deploys.

[Joan is still preoccupied and takes out her bullet-ridden target from shooting practice earlier.]

[sighs] I'm gonna mop the floor with Evan Connor. [turns and leaves]

There are a million ways to save money, like the shampoo your family uses. When you're halfway through, fill the bottle with water and stretch it out. Like I used to do with my dad's whiskey.

[after Trevor explains the war games to her and shows her his equipment] So you're gonna be gone for two days playing laser tag?

[salutes] Corporal LeBlanc reporting as ordered, Ma'am.

[salutes back] At ease, Corporal. You take a public ass-kicking very well.

[laughs] Thank you ma'am. And you publicly kick-ass very well, if you don't mind me saying.

Ah, sorry about that. I had to make it feel real for Major Dandridge to see.

Understood.

Now that that's over with, I'll make sure that Colonel Connor's letter of reprimand is removed from your record.

[smiles] Thank you ma'am.

And that, Corporal LeBlanc, should clear the way for you to start thinking about taking the steps to becoming "Sergeant LeBlanc".

Yes ma'am!

MPMajor Proell

In a war zone, sometimes a smallest thing could escalate out of control. That's what was happening. [...] Time and again he was getting us out of jams. He saved American lives and I could honestly say that I would lay down mine for his. But I didn't get that chance. We were on patrol in Mosul. We were talking about our kids, how they all loved the same movies. We were just two dads walking along, when a sniper's bullet blew the back of his head off. I would say that bullet was meant for me. But everyone knows insurgents would target an Iraqi translator before the American soldier. We got that sniper, but there was nothing we could do for Raizal. Translators like Raizal or this girl Haneen's father, they're as much a part of this war as any soldier, their family. But most people back here don't appreciate it. But by helping this girl you're sending a message back to Iraq, that we do understand, that we do care. And for that, God bless you.

It was amazing. Colonel Burton said I should start studying to make Sergeant.

Trevor! I am so proud of you.

There's a promotion board I gotta study for, a Warrior Leader Course, but it is so worth it. [notices the "edible underwear" on Roxy's dresser] What's this? [picks it up] It's a....[sniffs] It smells like fruit or something.

Apricot.

[sniffs] Yeah, that's it. It's apricot. [looks at it] What is it?

You mean, what was it.

Ok, what was it?

[pauses] It's edible underpants.

[speechless] What?

Yeah, but Lucky got to it before you came home.

[raises eyebrows] I see.

Did you get the meat thermometer?

No.

Roland.

But, I did win the door prize.

Really? What was the door prize?

I'm wearing it. [takes robe off and grins]

[looks in amazement] Roland! [giggles]

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