[sees Katie wearing her armor costume] Wow! You know what this is?
KKatie
But I don't have breasts yet.
[Chase is speechless and looks at Pamela for "help".]
[laughs] You're on your own!
[...]
KKatie
You'll read my lines, Daddy? Please! You can take all the other parts.
[embarrassed] No, no...your daddy is not much of an actor, sweetie.
KKatie
You're a real soldier. You know how to say all the words right.
Ok everybody! Family meeting! Let's go! [goes to kids' room] Family meeting. Now! Let's go! Move it! [goes to Pamela in the kitchen] Come on Mom! You too!
KKatie
Are we in trouble?
LLucas
Me? What did I do?
[in mock anger] Did you think you could just grow up and we wouldn't notice this? Turning eight on Saturday?
[Lucas breaks into a smile]
Well, there's only one solution to this serious problem. A party.
[Pamela catches Katie looking at herself in the mirror.]
Katie! Stop it! You are not!
KKate
You have to say that. You're my mom!
What I see is a young lady who is healthy and strong and looks great just the way she is. Now get dressed and come downstairs for breakfast.
You have to eat. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
KKatie
[retorts] If it's so important why do you just drink coffee in the morning?
[at a loss for words] ....because mommies are all grown up and they can do what they want.
[bangs on the bathroom door] Katie, hurry up!! Come on Katie! Open up! You've been in there forever!
KKatie
[from inside the bathroom] Have not!
Have too! [to Lucas] Is she always like this?
[knocks on door] Hurry up!
[angrily] Ok, TJ! Knock it off!
Katie! The boys are waiting! [knocks on door] Put it in gear!
[walks past the boys] Can't find my patrol cap.
LLucas
Is that like a baseball hat?
[sheepishly] We were sort of playing with it in my room. [Trevor goes to the boys' room]
LLucas
[bangs on bathroom door] Katie! The toilet flush!
[Lucas and TJ groan and grumble loudly]
KKatie
[from inside the bathroom] It's not my fault!
Katie! Open the door. I'll deal with it.
[continues knocking on door angrily] Katie! Katie Moran!
[Trevor grabs his hat and storms out of the house, Roxy rushes after him]
This is getting old, babe.
Ok, it won't be much longer.
[sarcastically] How long? Do you realize we haven't had sex in two weeks?
Well, maybe we could get a room.
If we could get a room I'd put the Morans in it. That's the problem. There are no rooms.
Ok, well, she's my best friend. And she saved Finn's life. So, just a little longer.
[Trevor looks at her and says nothing, gets on his bike and leaves for work]