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Army Wives · Season 6, Episode 3

“The Best of Friends” quotes from Army Wives

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“The Best of Friends” · Season 6, Episode 3

In this episode: Pamela Moran (4), Roxy LeBlanc (3), Dr. Roland Burton (2), 2nd Lieutenant Trevor LeBlanc (1), Joan Burton (1), TJ (1), Katie (1)

[bangs on the bathroom door] Katie, hurry up!! Come on Katie! Open up! You've been in there forever!

[from inside the bathroom] Have not!

Have too! [to Lucas] Is she always like this?

LLucas

Always!

[knocks on door] Hurry up!

[angrily] Ok, TJ! Knock it off!

Katie! The boys are waiting! [knocks on door] Put it in gear!

It's not fair!

[walks past the boys] Can't find my patrol cap.

Don't look at me.

LLucas

Is that like a baseball hat?

Yeah. Why?

[sheepishly] We were sort of playing with it in my room. [Trevor goes to the boys' room]

LLucas

[bangs on bathroom door] Katie! The toilet flush!

[Lucas and TJ groan and grumble loudly]

[from inside the bathroom] It's not my fault!

Katie! Open the door. I'll deal with it.

But Mom...

[continues knocking on door angrily] Katie! Katie Moran!

[Trevor grabs his hat and storms out of the house, Roxy rushes after him]

Trevor! Don't be mad.

This is getting old, babe.

Ok, it won't be much longer.

[sarcastically] How long? Do you realize we haven't had sex in two weeks?

Well, maybe we could get a room.

If we could get a room I'd put the Morans in it. That's the problem. There are no rooms.

Ok, well, she's my best friend. And she saved Finn's life. So, just a little longer.

[Trevor looks at her and says nothing, gets on his bike and leaves for work]

[Roland and Joan are doing the dishes and talking]

Charlie Mayfield thinks that she can get away with anything because she's colorful

Which pushes your buttons. Obviously.

It is not personal. I have a garrison to run. If people don't follow regs, discipline erodes.

[pauses] Right.

Don't say it like that.

I'm just s– [looks at Joan] I'm just saying that a woman's gotta do her job. You should've seen our son. He loved it there.

I'm not saying he can't go back. I'm just saying sh––

She's a pain in your butt.

[looks at Roland] Exactly.

[looks at Joan's butt] And such a nice butt too.

[stops and looks at Roland] Stop... [laughs]

Lucas says the first thing he wants to do in California is go surfing and the first thing Katie wants to do is meet Justin Bieber.

[...]

Isn't Justin Bieber from Canada?

Ok, it scares me that you know that, Roland.

[sadly, after telling Roxy she is moving to California to join] I've had enough. Kids have had a enough. Time to go home.

But this is home.

Roxy, I love you like a sister but you know that's not true. I mean, home is where my husband is. So, we're going to California. Next week.

But––

Roxy, I have to. I have to go and you have to let me.

[Roxy and Trevor are saying goodbye to Pamela]

[tearfully] Don't..don't say anything.

Call, text, write, come back. I love you.

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