Frank Sherwood quotes from Army Wives

Frank

My wife's having a baby. My wife's having a Molly. Her name's Molly.

[setting up mic and computer] Congratulations, sir.

Frank

[video feed shows Denise in labor, Frank cringes at Denise's groaning] Son of a bitch!

She can hear you, sir.

Frank

Oh.

Frank

[via video-conferencing] Hey! Hi, honey. Hey, Dee. You're doing great. That's it. I'm right with you, sweetheart. I'm right here with you.

Denise

[in labor] No you're not! You're 7000 miles awaayyyy!!!!

Tanya

[on the phone with Jeremy] She didn't like me.

Come on. I'm sure that's not true

Denise

[on the phone with Frank] I just don't like her.

Frank

Why, baby? What happened??

Tanya

Everything I said came out wrong. It was like an out-of-body experience. I wanted to yell at myself, "stop talking!"

[chuckles] You were just nervous, that's all. My mom will understand.

Denise

I don't understand. Why the rush? They hardly know each other. And they're so young! They're practically babies!

Frank

[tries to reassure her] Dee, they are hardly babies! They've been to war, seen combat.

Tanya

You'd think after living in war zone I'd be able to face anything, but no! Apparently mothers-in-law scare the crap out of me.

Michael

Hey, Claudia Joy tells me she's hosting a bridal shower for your future daughter-in-law.

Frank

That's gonna take some getting used to. Daughter-in-law. I just had a baby daughter, now I have a daughter-in-law!

Michael

[grins] Tell me something, Frank. What exactly goes on at those bridal showers?

Frank

[laughs] Hell if I know sir. My guess is some intell is better left classified.

Frank

[playing with Molly] And down comes Daddy in his parachute. And the wind blows into the right. And the wind blows into the left. And down, down, down. [sets Molly on dressing table] Wanna do it again?

Denise

I think Daddy wants to do it again. Frank, you're a little kid yourself.

Frank

There's nothing more fun that jumpin' out of a plane in the dark.

Denise

I'll take your word for it.

Frank

[to Trevor] It seems like yesterday we were here talking about Jump School. As I recall, your wife here saluted me.

Roxy

[embarrassed] Yeah...I guess we've all come a long way since then.

Michael

You deserve it, Frank. You showed everyone what the Army is all about.

Frank

It's just what we do for each other, sir.

Michael

But you did it for me.

Frank

[nods] Gladly.

Michael

We've walked a long road together haven't we?

Frank

That we have, sir. Good times and bad.

Frank

Sir, I was wondering if you'd like to join us tonight for a home-cooked meal.

Michael

Oh, that's awfully nice of you

Frank

Denise and Claudia Joy have been talking and, well, her intell is that you're not much of a cook.

Frank

[laughs] That's your wife's words, sir!