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Archer · Season 1, Episode 3

Lana and Archer in “Diversity Hire”

[Lana slaps Archer]

Lana

I want you to listen to me.

Archer

Then unperforate my eardrum.

Lana

Un... head up your ass.

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Cyril“Oh, I think we're pretty diverse.” Lana“And what do we know about this guy?” Lana“What are you doing?” Lana“OK, fine, I can't prove anything right now.”

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