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Archer · Season 1, Episode 3

Lana and Archer in “Diversity Hire”

Lana

[about Conway] And what do we know about this guy?

Archer

Only that he's uncircumcised.

Lana

[Pause] Okay, glossing over how you know that--

Archer

We touched penises.

Lana

NO, GLOSSING! But wait, an uncircumsized Jewish guy? Isn't that kinda weird to you?

Archer

What's weird about that? I'm not Jewish but I am circum--

Lana

That's not how it works!

Archer

Oh Lana, I think we both know it works just fine.

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