Lana
OK, fine, I can't prove anything right now.
Mallory
That didn't stop J. Edna Hoover from persecuting Martin Luther King, now did it?
Lana
What does that have to do... Wait, J. Edna?
Mallory
You never heard that? How Hoover was a huge cross-dressing chicken hawk?
Lana
I had not.
Mallory
Well that's exactly the kind of slanderous and unsubstantiated rumor that I will not tolerate at ISIS. Think about that while you're on suspension.
Lana
While I'm on what?!
Mallory
What are you, deaf and racist?
Lana
I'm black!
Mallory
Oh, put it back in the deck.
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