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S1 E3

Archer · Season 1, Episode 3

Lana and Mallory in “Diversity Hire”

Lana

OK, fine, I can't prove anything right now.

Mallory

That didn't stop J. Edna Hoover from persecuting Martin Luther King, now did it?

Lana

What does that have to do... Wait, J. Edna?

Mallory

You never heard that? How Hoover was a huge cross-dressing chicken hawk?

Lana

I had not.

Mallory

Well that's exactly the kind of slanderous and unsubstantiated rumor that I will not tolerate at ISIS. Think about that while you're on suspension.

Lana

While I'm on what?!

Mallory

What are you, deaf and racist?

Lana

I'm black!

Mallory

Oh, put it back in the deck.

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