What do crocodiles eat?
EVERYTHING! THEY EAT EVERYTHING! And fear is their bacon bits!
“Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction” · Season 5, Episode 7
In this episode: Malory Archer (3), Cyril Figgis (2), Ray Gillette (1)
Why are you so afraid of crocodiles?
Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe, deep down, I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T Extinction.
The...?
Physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine: a half ton of coldblooded fury with a bite force of twenty-thousand newtons and a stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves. And now we're surrounded, those snake eyes are watching from the shadows waiting for the night...
[Interrupts, breaking into song] Waiting for the Night!
Goddammit, how are we not doing "phrasing"?!
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