Candie, Sister-Margaret-Mary-Anne-June-July and others in “You Risk Your Life/I Got Yer Can/Jockey for Position”

Candie

[offscreen] Hup, two, three, four, no can's getting in my door. [cut to inside. She is marching back and forth, dressed as Rambo, in front of bazooka guns, army tanks, and barbed wire] Hup, two, three, four, no can's getting in my door. [the doorbell rings; she opens the door]

[in an Irish accent] Hello. We're taking collections for the homeless.

Candie

[growls] Prepare to eat it, slappy!

[in an Irish accent, screaming, in unison with other nun] Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!

Candie

Ha! Gotcha! [the grenade explodes. All that is left of her is her teeth]

Slappy

[to the audience] She reminds me of a very young Wilma Flintstone.