It's time to play...
[offscreen, as the words "You Risk Your Life" appear on the screen] You Risk Your Life!
Now, everybody's favorite host, Yakko.
[stock footage of a live-action audience clapping plays]
[Yakko cuts through the curtain with scissors, then slams his head on the stage a couple of times. Stock footage of a live-action audience clapping plays]
Thank you. Oh, Scratchansniff. Why don't we bring out our first two contestants?
Okay. She's a homemaker from Madison, Wisconsin. He is the world's greatest philosopher. Please, welcome Mrs. Myra Puntridge und Aristotle.
[The curtain reveals Mrs. Myra Puntridge (actually Elmra Duff from Tiny Toons Adventures), and Aristotle. Stock footage of a live-action audience clapping plays]
Welcome to You Risk Your Life. Say the secret word, and Wakko will hit you on the head with a mallet.
[offscreen, whispering] Today's secret word is "Yes."
Now, Myra, you're a homemaker, is that right?
Oh, correct.
What kind of homes do you make?
[stock footage of a live-action audience laughing plays]
And, Aristotle, let's see here. It says you are a philosopher, is that correct?
Yes.
[Dinging is heard offscreen, and Aristotle gets hit on the head]
Congratulations. You said the secret word. Well, are you both ready to play you risk your life?
Yes.
[Dinging is heard offscreen, and Aristotle gets hit on the head again]
You said the secret word again. Congratulations. All right, you've chosen the category "Vocabulary." Here's your question. "What word is the opposite of 'No'?"
[Mrs. Myra Puntridge and Aristotle whisper]
Yes.
[stock footage of a live-action audience clapping plays]
That's correct!
[Dinging is heard offscreen, and Aristotle gets hit on the head again]
Good night, everybody. See you tomorrow.
Mallet furnished by Bashem and Wallop of Beverly Hills. Good night.
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