[Slappy is walking by a white picket fence, drinking her diet walnut soda. She opens a trashcan, but notices Candie Chipmunk's tree. She winces. She throws the can away into Candie's trash can, and starts to walk off]
[comes out] Excuse me!
You're excused.
Um, would you mind?
Probably. Look, I ain't interested in Amway, lady, all right?
Would you mind removing your can from my trash receptacle?
Allen Funt is a dead man.
That is my trash can. I'm sure you must have a trash can of your own.
[walks back to the trash can] Let me get this straight. You want me to take my soda can out of your trash can, walk all the way back over to my tree, and throw it in my trash can?
That's right. Do you have a problem with that?
No, but now you do. [takes the can out of the trash can]
[relieved] Thank you so much. Buh-bye.
You're welcome so much. Buh-bye. [Candie closes the door; to the viewer] If I were a better person, I'd ignore her and go on with my life. But I'm not. [cackles]
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Animaniacs quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Animaniacs pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.