[A typical "Wheel of Morality" skit; the Warners run through a park, but abruptly stop]
It's that time again.
To get our rabies shot?
To make bubbles with our spit?
No. It's time to learn the day's lesson. And to find out what it is, we turn to... the Wheel of Morality! [a carnival wheel with attached printer slides into view; he spins it] Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn. [it stops; printer outputs a page] Moral number two. And the moral of today's story is... [reading] "If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents."
How deep.
I don't know about you, but I'm touched.
In the head. [the sound of a whistle startles all three]
Yikes!
[they run off, chased by Ralph the Guard]
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