So sister, what's your story?
Well, I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show, my mama used to dance for the money they'd throw. Papa would do what...
Not you! Her!
[bursting through the door, singing] It's only one eye, but it's open!
No, not you either. [referring to Hello Nurse] HER!
You said sister!
[facepalm] All he-man detectives call women 'Sister' in the politically unaware decades preceding Women's Liberation. [to Hello Nurse] So sister, [to Dot] who's really not my sister but I'm just CALLING sister... [to Hello Nurse] you're about to describe your caper.
Well, it's a little green pickle that's sometimes found in salads.
[A You Bet Your Life-style fanfare plays]
That is correct! Tell her what she's won!
[hops into Hello Nurse's arms] A date with me!
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