There's nothing I respect more than loyalty.
That's good to hear.
But if the bad Angel walks through that door I will kill him in two seconds flat.
S2Dear Boy
Okay, okay. Let's not get off track here. We wanna find Angel as much as you do.
No you don't. You wanna protect him, even though he's lost it. He stalked that woman because he thought she was this Darla from his past. She begged him to stay out, and he knocked down the door and killed her husband. I've read about him too, I know what he is, and I know he hasn't changed.
No. He hasn't. He's still a vampire.
Gunn! Not helping.
So how'd he get in the house? She invite him in?
Course she didn't in...
The only way Angel could have gotten into that house uninvited would be if the real owners were dead. It's what he was saying all along, she isn't DeEtta Kramer!
S2Guise Will Be Guise
[The team is at Caritas, a karaoke bar favored by demons.]
Okay, what I want to know is, how'd I live in L.A. all my life and not notice weird-ass stuff was going on?
Oh, the ass is even weirder than you think!
Release her, or die.
Don't I say that?
Were you in Virginia?
That's beside the point.
[spins in Angel's chair] Hey, look at me, I'm Angel!
He doesn't generally spin that much.
Right. This is Angel.
CACordelia [as Angel]
Oh, no, I can't do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, I'm thinking of snapping on Friday.
There's no Wyndam-Pryce agency...
What are you doing?
Oh, knocking things over, driving away business ... you know, the usual.
Well, I found him and we have to stop him before it's too late, we have to change our ... Do you have any clothes a man would wear?
[pushes "open" button] They have vampire detectors!
We know, it's cool. He's got a plan.
A plan?
Yeah. [pushes a floor button] I get to the offices before they stop me.
See? [whips his head around to stare at Angel] What? That's the plan? Walkin' real quick was "the plan"?
[pushes open] Angel, this is crazy. Listen to yourself. You're all insane and angry and [Angel pushes up] insane! You need help!
I'm not insane and I'm not angry.
[Cordelia pushes open, and this time there is a security guard there, triggering the stake concealed in his nightstick. Angel grabs a hold of it and stabs him through the foot with it.]
Euugh!
Man, that's nasty.
Maybe I'm a little angry.
"Maybe"?!
[The team is at Caritas, a karaoke bar favored by demons.]
Okay, what I want to know is, how'd I live in L.A. all my life and not notice weird-ass stuff was going on?
Oh, the ass is even weirder than you think!
The Host, the fellow talking to Angel over there? He helps demons, reads their souls, senses their futures...
Yes, but he can only do it when they sing Karaoke.
Wait, are you sayin' ... Is he gonna sing? Oh, God, is Angel gonna sing?
We're going, I don't have to sing.
Oh, thank God! [Angel stares at her.] I-I mean, for your sake, because I know you don't like to do that.
Uh huh.
You gonna fight me?
Let's go shopping.
What? Now? It's the middle of the night! Wouldn't you rather wait till morning - when I can't reasonably leave the house. Yes, as your bodyguard I insist we go at once. [to Bryce] We're going shopping.
At gunpoint?
Yes! The point of a gun! He just walked Wesley right out of here. And this whole "I'm Angel" thing is a very, very bad idea. I mean, if I thought that would work, I could've been Angel, because, guess what? Pretty much a girly name.
Angel, Gunn, what happened?
He got hit.
By who? The swami? Swamies don't hit. Swamies swam.
Why is Wesley wearing my coat?
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